Hi, I was just wondering If I eat nothing but pot noodles will It make me fitter,smarter,live longer,have fewer heath problems in later life,make me the life and soul of a party,look younger,more attractive to the opposite sex, Cheers.
2006-10-11 22:20:21 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
It will make you turn into a student!
2006-10-11 22:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by hottotrot 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pot noodles are a snack not a live on food..you will quickly get ill..fitter no way..smarter that's easy if your daft enough to eat only pot noodles you ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, all all those others no way...besides which I think they taste pretty bland ...how you going to woo a fair maiden with the line.."Come to my garret and eat a pot noodle" doesn't have much allure does it..lol
2006-10-11 22:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by geordie.lady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A solitary diet of pot noodles will result in you becoming a pasty-looking, long, thin, slightly bendy figure with tiny bits of hardened carrot in your ears. The only way to un-do this is to pour boiling water over yourself, and wait three minutes until you re-hydrate, after which point you might be semi-attractive to the opposite sex.
2006-10-11 22:27:11 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2006-10-11 22:24:23 · answer #4 · answered by jk 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The best diet is something from all the food groups everyday.
You also are a risk for high blood pressure. Check the sodium content.....
2006-10-11 22:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by easinclair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well with all your THICK BLACK HAIR (do you have them all over your body) you're not attractive anyway - just eat your noodles and try not to get on everybodys nerves!
2006-10-11 22:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Dame D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It will make you FAT!!!
After all, its all startch. Startch is energy, and if you don't burn it up, then its stored in the fat cells, making you fat...
Oh, also, it will make you simple too. You need protein, because if you only eat startch, you will have a hard time thinking straight and making decisions...(Thats what they did in Jones Town, and its how the Preacher got away with killing all of them because he only fed them sphagetti all the time and thier minds locked up on them and they followed him like a zombie...so, kool-aide anyone???) :)
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-10-11 22:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by x 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will start to enjoy the taste of them.
Why not just buy proper noodles and make your own sauces?
2006-10-11 22:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by draytondon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u wl grow weak !! body needs all kinds of food 2 remain helthy !! n pot noodles wnt provide all kinds of proteins vitamins iron carbohydrates..etc etc
so eat a healthy diet n u wl b become more attractive !!!
cheers !!!!
2006-10-11 22:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by vips 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you could die of the scurvy laddie!
get some peanuts for protein and complex fatty acids
and eat yer saurkraut at least!
the human body DOES NOT produce its own vitamin C.
Want to commit suicde by the common cold?
Put it to the test!
malnutrition will work like a charm!
2006-10-11 22:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by jorluke 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No it will do the total opposite to all of what you have said!
But i think you knew that and was just messing about, cause you're bored like me!
2006-10-11 22:29:19 · answer #11 · answered by little.lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋