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Hi, Could I just ask is there any truth in pot noodles can make you live longer? Cheers.

2006-10-11 22:10:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

19 answers

they might do but then the aphrodisiac effect and rampant sex will kill you before you get to 90,lol

2006-10-11 22:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Quite possibly! With all those preservatives you may live to be older. If you want to make the world record for the worlds oldest man try drinking a lot of alcohol too.. this will pickle you on the inside really well. Also try snuggling up to fish fingers in the freezer section at Tesco as a cheap form of cryogenics.

Best of luck let me know how you go

2006-10-11 23:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Nedster 2 · 0 0

It might make you look 120 years old. Either way, pot noodles are COMMON and CHAV-LIKE. Only to be eaten by pregnant teenagers living in council houses with burberry net curtains !

2006-10-11 22:14:04 · answer #3 · answered by Chris Duffer 2 · 0 1

Hi, yes they will make you live to 120 years or longer. I think you have to do without the sweet flavouring sachet though. Good luck trying to crack the challenge. Caster oil might be a nice flavouring instead.

2006-10-11 22:13:16 · answer #4 · answered by survival_paul 4 · 1 0

i think you mis understood this saying "eat noodles for longer life". people who live in asia love to prepare & eat noodles during new year & birthday so that they could get good luck,health & properous life. in this case, the longer the noodle strand the more luckier you are.

2006-10-11 22:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by rea del rosario 3 · 0 0

Maybe.

Yes, because some beliefs say that when you eat long foods, your life will also stay longer.

No, because some scholars say that all kinds of noodles have preservatives that make you live shorter.

It depends on you on what to believe... Good luck!!

2006-10-11 22:18:27 · answer #6 · answered by sirius_black2329 3 · 1 0

haven't a clue but why all the questions about pot noodles??

2006-10-11 22:24:17 · answer #7 · answered by claire 'n' kidz 2 · 0 0

Maybe. But only if you stay in the shower for 4 minutes and shake yourself before adding the special sauce.

2006-10-11 22:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by Brave_Sir_Robin 2 · 1 0

No, but it just might seem like it. Anyway why would you want to put that disgusting trash in your mouth??? - have you no respect for your stomach and digestive system??? - I personally wouldn't touch one of those things with a 10ft barge pole

2006-10-11 22:18:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

This is absolutely true, it happened to me, thanks for the points.
PS I am now 140 and still eat a diet consisting purely of Not Poodles.

2006-10-11 22:24:24 · answer #10 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0 0

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