What is the most embarrasing thing that has happened to you when drinking?

Question

Answer this truthfully and i will tell you mine, i promise you, you will laugh your socks off

for every 10 answers i'll tell my story.....

I'd had a late night out in a nightclub close to where i lived at the time, i arrived at work the following day to be greeted by my father (the boss) asking why i was so late, i told him i had drunk at least 20 pints and felt really bad

My father replied that no way could i drink at least 20 pints more like 2 pints would be enough... So i challenged him to a contest the following friday. If i could drink 20 pints he would give me £100, if i didnt drink 20 pints i would have to pay for the beer....

So the week passes by without incident and i'm in the pub with Dad starting my challenge, Drinking fast was my tactic and i soon got to 10 pints drunk, 10 to go, i went to the bar to get 2 more and was told the lager had ran out and i could substitute cider. Not knowing the effects this would have on me i said ok

Answer 1

Flashing my new boss 2 weeks into starting a new job was certainly not my highest point. Throwing up on the table soon after was the final indication that the night, for me, was over.

You gotta love Friday night after work drinks.

Edit- Oooh I've just remembered another one. The day after a work party a rumour circulated that I'd got off with some 18 year old guy in another dept. I laughed it off cuz it was so ridiculous, and just not true... Or so I thought, until the pictures went round to the entire company and there I was, on the sofas being groped by this teenager. I still don't remember a thing about it, or even know who he is.

Answer 2

there's a song which I hate now because almost everything happend just like in the song:

I went to a bar had a whole lot of hard drinks... Next thing I remember: I woke up next to a guy I didn't know, had a new piercing (in the ear) and had the feeling as if a rat or something even more fury had died under my tongue.

Meanwhile I married the guy in my bed, my ear is ok again and I stopped drinking hard drinks!

Answer 3

I felt a pukey moment coming on and ran towards the toilet, but too late. I clamped my hand over my mouth, but a fine spray of vomit emerged from between my fingers and went all down the back of the leather jacket being worn by the big, tough-looking bloke playing the fruit machine.

Luckily, he didn't notice and I was able to complete the chunder in the appropriate place, wash my hand, go back and find my friends, and we all headed off to another pub.

Answer 4

got totally wasted on a night out and when my boss female by the way and a few friends were carrying me back to my digs i told her i was gonna give her the best night ever and would make her beg for more and im afraid a lot more that i cant print on here """""""""" god i couldnt look her in the eye for weeks after luckily she took it as fun and ribbed me for months // i go bright red just thinking about it, you know next day memory flashes then oh my god did i say that and every one says yes you did she still teases me know and again even now and that was three years ago i dont get that bad any more though well not as bad anyway

Answer 5

Dressed as Santa Claus and elves we pretended to hold up an off license. Which was fun, embarressing when people we knew walked in and started talking to us.

Fell asleep on the night bus, fell off the chair and rolled down the stairs.

Fell asleep on the nightbus and woke up during the night on a pitch black bus in a pitch black bus garage not knowing where I was.

A few of us in a bed, getting a feel of a girl, then realising it was my mate by the grin on his face.

Answer 6

I was decorating and decided to have a glass of wine or 2 to help me work. I was painting above the window, standing on a ladder. I missed my hic hic footing and one foot ended up in the paint pot. I was wearing open toed sandles at the time. My foot was completely emulsioned in white paint. I left white footprints everywhere. Luckily i didn't get plastered!

Answer 7

My ex told his friends that he could get free french fries at McDonalds. He went in to McDonalds and irrately told the clerk that he had just gotten a value meal at the drive thru window and his fries were not in the bag. She called the manager and he told him the same story in a huff. The manager replied "I would be happy to give you the fries but we don't have a drive thru"

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My friend fell asleep using her plug in vibrator. After running too long it shorted out and caught her crotch on fire.

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My other friend made her husband lunch and didn't have a bag to put it in. Then she spotted one in the bathroom. She shoved his sandwich in it too drunk to look inside. When he got to work he pulled out his sandwich in front of all his coworkers and there was a maxi pad stuck to it.

Answer 8

Probably at the weekend when I was sure everyone was listening in rapt attention to my wittily amusing story when really they were gaping at me open mouthed in the hope that I shut up.
But I was on a mission to tell them all about Yahoo answers.

Answer 9

Passed out

Answer 10

left a johny on my girlfriends living room floor fell asleep and woke up with her dad drinking tea in the morning, after walking past me. Did he see it? I still cant look him in the eye