Large boils keep appearing on my bottom and stay there for several weeks at a time. They are marble size, yellow and rock hard. I have tried removing them with sandpaper and pliers to no avail. has anyone any quick fix suggestions as I really need to sit downsome time this week?
2006-10-11 21:55:02 · 20 answers · asked by splurtyogurt 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
I guess it's rubber ring cushion time for you, before you need the haemorrhoid ring, consider this option for a boil-free ar*e.
Place a chair in front of the gas stove, turn on a front gas ring with the blue flame roaring away, then gently lower your bottom onto the flame. Might singe your bum-hairs, but hey! it will do the trick for sure. Word of warning, don't fart during the squatting process....good luck!!
2006-10-15 12:16:40 · answer #1 · answered by Bont11 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly boy! Sandpaper won't work!!
You need to cut the tops off with a sharp knife (just like knocking the head off a boiled egg) if the boil is too hard for this then try using a chisel!
Once you have access to the inside, you need a long tube (a biro pen is ideal for this but if the boil is too big you may need to find something else, luckily at this time of year shops are selling rubbish halloween stuff and the pitchforks and pick axes they sell generally have hollow handles so you could use one of those!
Push one end of the tube really really hard into the boil, feel the satisfying pop as the pus splurts into the tube. Once no more stuff is going into the tube, get a teaspoon and scrape around the inside of the boil with it just to clear any left over debris.
After you have done six or seven of these, your bottom really will look like the moon - craters an all!!
2006-10-11 22:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by libbyft 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take a pin and gently pick at the surface of them, digging as deep as you can bear. After a while, you will have reduced the thickness of the layer of skin covering the pustule and you can then squeeze it. The thicker the layer of skin covering the boil at time of eruption, the more satisfying the "crack" when the pus bursts forth. You may experience some bleeding when all the pus has been drained, however simply wash with clean water and place a light plaster or dressing over the top in order for the open wound to heal. Take caution that the plaster is not too sticky if you have a hairy bot.
I myself look forward with immense pleasure to performing this task, and am now a master at allowing them to ripen to a suitable fullness before satisfactorily popping them.
2006-10-11 22:00:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Heat a empty bottle up as much as you can take, place over the offending boil, when the bottle cools down it will cause a vacuum thus sucking out the puss.
2006-10-11 22:10:03 · answer #4 · answered by bty937915 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Use very hot, extremely salty water, and soak the boil with a face cloth dipped in that solution. Refresh the face cloth with more hot, salty water when it starts to cool off. Repeat this as often as you're able, at least several times a day. Having said that, the easy way to deal with this is to go to your doctor who will lance the boil....and then Bob's your uncle....and that.
2006-10-11 22:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs B 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Go to Soho on a Friday or Saturday night. Ask at any bar for the local boil sucker. Tell them where the problem is and they will form a queue to be of service to you.
2006-10-11 22:04:01 · answer #6 · answered by MCP 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if you are for real bout this then use dial anti bacterial soap when you wash and you may have an allergy to talcum powder and after putting it on will cause boils on some people.also facial cleansers like nuetrogena or any good facial cleanser seems to relieve this problem.
2006-10-11 22:42:22 · answer #7 · answered by punkin 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
carefully open the skin covering the offending item and, after grabbing the flesh behind the lump, force the yellow stuff out.
hopefully a large and rather satisfying core will be produced
in the expulsion.
2006-10-11 22:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ask someone to paddle your backside until they emerge up the other end on your face, then you can have the pleasure of squeezing them out until they splat on the mirror.
No, no don't thank me, it's my pleasure to be of help.
2006-10-15 18:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by JonBovi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe you should look at your eating habits. I guess initially you just want them to stop appearing rather than having to go through that painfull process and having to use the heavy artillery you mentioned. it might be an allergic reaction
2006-10-13 05:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by black sheep dyed blonde 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋