Love, security, adventure, joy, peace, not to mention the awesome power of the Holy Spirit. Jesus Is Lord!!!!!
I Cr 13;8a
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2006-10-11 21:46:11
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answered by ? 7
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It's OK, I won't kid you though, long distance relationships can be tough, and she always has to cancel dinner dates because of a 'plague' or 'earthquake' that she has to be attend, when we do get together the sex is great though, it's like not just the body but the whole spiritual being is caressed (it helps that she has four arms), of course I do feel the pressure of having to pleasure her, after all she's a heavanly spirit and her ex was a 11th century poet from Europe who was hung like a baboon, but I like to think that I do well.
I get her answerphone or voicemail alot, which I never used to get at the beggining of our relationship but she is a busy god.
I will say that it is hard having a relationship with someone you have never seen before, something to do with her being the perfect being and the human brain not coping if I saw her in her true form and my brain could go *pop*, sometimes I think it's just an excuse, she could be just ugly.
Besides from those couple of things the relationship on a whole is good, she does little things for me, like my neighbour had a party and the music was loud all night, so she gave him herpes, just little things like that.
One last thing, gods are hard to buy presents for because they've made everything in the universe so anything you give them is actually somthing they made, which sucks, and never try to throw a surprise party, doesn't work.
And don't ever pick up one from an internet chat room, they're just false prophets.
2006-10-12 05:02:55
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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I am muslim,I believe in one, unique, incomparable God, Who has no son nor partner, and that none has the right to be worshipped but Him alone. He is the true God, and every other deity is false. He has the most magnificent names and sublime perfect attributes. No one shares His divinity, nor His attributes. In the Quran, God describes Himself:
Say, “He is God, the One. God, to Whom the creatures turn for their needs. He begets not, nor was He begotten, and there is none like Him.” (Quran, 112:1-4)
Muslims perform five prayers a day. Each prayer does not take more than a few minutes to perform. Prayer in Islam is a direct link between the worshipper and God. There are no intermediaries between God and the worshipper.
In prayer, a person feels inner happiness, peace, and comfort, and that God is pleased with him or her. The Prophet Muhammad said: {Bilal, call (the people) to prayer, let us be comforted by it.}2 Bilal was one of Muhammad’s companions who was charged to call the people to prayers.
Prayers are performed at dawn, noon, mid-afternoon, sunset, and night. A Muslim may pray almost anywhere, such as in fields, offices, factories, or universities.
2006-10-12 05:04:36
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answered by ocean dream 2
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Religion Islam.
Relationship with God, that is a difficut question, anyhow I would try to answer it to the little knowldge that I have.
God is the most fearful and the most merciful, so we have to ask for his forgiveness, mercy and have to be afraid of him.
His blessings on us are too many, and nothing can happen without his consent/will.
He is alone and has no relatives.
For better understanding check out this site www.islamtomorrow.com
2006-10-12 05:28:38
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answered by ss1886 4
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well i was a born muslim but 5 generations ago my family were hindu and were forced to convert to islam. i now believe in hinduism. as a hindu my life is great, and i can live life to the full and can make my greams and goals come true. everyday i wake up and do yoga for 45 mins, its so great, and this yoga makes my mind postive for the rest of the day. as a hindu i don not have to pray to god 5 times a day, whenever i have a few mins i just look up in the sky and say thankyou for what you have givin me. And thats it. i dont have any weird restrictions and i dont have to say ' oh i can't do that, or i can't eat that coz of my religion' if we live our life well and follow the main commandments, we will be blessed by god.
2006-10-12 05:40:07
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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I am brought to tears on many occasions with the sheer joy of even being alive. I have no religion...only a belief in an everlasting soul and a loving and compassionate God that lights my way. I speak to God as if he were my best friend... I ask for guidance..I thank him for being with me, thank him for the beauty in all things... My God (everyone's God) is not one to be feared or worshipped. If we were made in his image then we should know that we work with God...not for him.
2006-10-12 04:52:22
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answered by Anonymous
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I believe in Buddhism...Great Budda teaches me the 5 precepts with his scrip:
Refrain from killing, sexual misconduct, telling lies, stealing and drinking.....these are the 5 basic requirement to become a good man.
When i get to know deep inside of the 5 precepts, it actually tells us other things as a combination between these 5 : Greed, Anger and Ignorance that we human always commits.
Even if we take and abide 1 precept, it can still save our life...and that's happened to me once before. that's why I believe in him...I want to thanks him for saving my life....
I learn the way like him, showing great compassion in life to living beings and I have earn lots of friendship, coincidently these friend has actually helped me unconditionally.
As what he had said before: every beings are suffering (old age, sickness and death are suffering), to the least if we cannot escape the old age, sickness and death, we must face with it, because no one can say they have not encounter old age, sickness and death before...so he teaches us to face it and live happily in heart coz everyone is the same, we will encounter old age, sickness and death one day....Happy At Heart!
2006-10-12 04:52:03
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answered by myhorsalwayswins 3
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I beleive in one God but i also follow my heart and thats where i get my beleifs from. I do not go to church. I do not ridicule anyone for their beleifs unless they ridicule me first. the god that i know is not the mean cruel god that the bible portrays... no hes loving of all his children.
2006-10-12 04:50:24
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answered by eightieschick70 5
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Whats it like, let me see, it's a bit like not lieing to yourself, and trusting people, not becoming selfish, when you see others prospering from greed and false hood.
It's a little like life, the real life, not one that is painted with money, and those values that follow, where do i beigin? :) there is no end :)
2006-10-12 04:49:33
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answered by peter_mark_anthony 1
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Real Peace.
Allahu Akbar.
;o)
2006-10-12 04:48:48
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answered by Anonymous
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