Sometimes when I'm sitting on the toilet trying to take a poo, I just can't squeeze it out! I know God will help me out with this, I'd just like to know a specific constipation prayer I can recite. It would mean a lot if someone could help me out. :)
God bless!
2006-10-11 18:44:09 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Just scream your lungs out babe..
2006-10-11 18:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phillippians 4:13
2006-10-12 01:55:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear God, as I'm sitting here in pain in which I offer up to you, help me to eat right and to get more fiber. Help me to release the urges from me that want to go on the computer and make a joke about prayer. Also I pray that you take what ever weaknesses are in body and replace them with goodness and that I shall not have anymore digestive problems.
Ha ha
2006-10-12 01:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by jack russell girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. learn REIKI. not only u can solve the constipation but also all the problems u meet in daily life.
2. take kadukkai powder (u can get thic from aurvedic and homeopathy shop) daily before going to bed with water. it will solve the problem you have.
3. after wake up from bed, drink 2 glasses of warm water and sit in VAJRASANA (that is, your should be under your buttocks, if u can't sit like that in the floor in early stage, u can put the towel under the leg and now u can sit in VAJRASANA. WHENEVER U CAN FREE TO SIT U CAN SIT LIKE THIS. IT IS TRUE.
lightly press under the abdomen.
4. walk atleast as much as u can.
good luck
2006-10-12 01:53:19 · answer #4 · answered by jay 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drink Prune Juice, skip the prayer until after, then Thank God...
2006-10-12 01:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by Ladeebug71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is not a question - it is another attempt by you, Sadcore, to make light of what your Lord has done for you. By adding the God bless at the end of your joke, you probably sat there laughing, and all the while full of sh*t. You truly are sad, to the core.
2006-10-12 01:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by simone 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha....
I think God is too busy to help to concentrate
who are in toilet having constipation problems.
You adjust your food and water...
2006-10-12 01:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey sadcore, Now you don't go bothering God about things like that. You go right to Mommy and tell her your sad tale. Tell her you want to have an enema like she gave you when you were a baby. That's what you need to do.><>
2006-10-12 01:50:08 · answer #8 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you God for showing my eating habits are not what they need to be. Thank you for me trading my junk drinks for water and juice. Thank you for giving me the desire to eat more fruit, whole grains and veggies. Thank you for your love
God Bless
2006-10-12 01:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said if you have the faith of a mustard seed you could move mountains. So pray for enough strength to get a bowel movement!
2006-10-12 01:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo fool, wut drugs is yo asss on. der aint no firggin prayer fo constipation. u b needin fiber beside havin ur bitchh asss slapped fo writin dis dumb question and b wastin everyones time u jackasss. dont get this shitt twistd. How do ya like me now. u wanna ask jackasss questions and i'll b givin u answers jus lik these fool. u b actin da fool. keep it real little boy. dont even trip
2006-10-12 01:51:16 · answer #11 · answered by Dont Trip 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋