2006-10-11 16:24:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
there is no "war" between Jesus and satan.
that little minor skirmish was over and done with about 2000 or so years ago.
the truth you are running from is near you now.
2006-10-11 23:01:31 · answer #1 · answered by jbme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan does the reading, while Jesus links us up!
2006-10-11 23:51:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To make a long story short, you should ask Jesus to be your Lord and Savior, He wins at the end. He is all knowing, he gave Bill gates and all the others the "wisdom" to develop the microchips. So whose side do you take?
2006-10-11 23:33:15 · answer #3 · answered by twelfntwelf3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Usually. But Satan never reads more than the headlines and the photo captions.
2006-10-11 23:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by Smiley 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Better than that, he watches them get created and reads them as the words are input. But He still won't break His own rules and take away anyone's "free will".
2006-10-11 23:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by J Z 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mu. Jesus does not surf the Web, for He has no need to, Knowing everything.
2006-10-11 23:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesn't need proof just blind faith, he believes that the websites support his theory's
2006-10-11 23:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He invented the internet.
2006-10-11 23:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bet he does....he has to freshen up his memory about himself, before he copy and pastes his answers
2006-10-11 23:27:31 · answer #9 · answered by nicole 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Mr. Darwin,
If you're gonna smoke crack with your monkeys, then please stay away from your computer.
2006-10-11 23:28:05 · answer #10 · answered by simone 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋