2006-10-11 16:12:56 · 11 answers · asked by not2shabby abby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nobody is a virgin cause life screwed us all
2006-10-11 16:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could ... but he pulled through."
2006-10-12 00:14:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
2006-10-12 11:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by jessandduane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are your nipples tired? Because I've been milking you in my mind alllllllll day.
2006-10-11 23:16:25 · answer #4 · answered by USC Slut 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wife: “I just lost ten pounds!”
Husband: “Turn around, I think I found them”.
2006-10-11 23:43:16 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my place or yours?
2006-10-11 23:15:39 · answer #6 · answered by schlepp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feel free to take my advice, I never use it myself
2006-10-11 23:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by renclrk 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you are not too shabby, shall we go and have a dinner..
2006-10-11 23:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fu c k me , If I am wrong.
Is your name Helga?
2006-10-11 23:26:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your place or mine?
2006-10-12 01:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋