1) Having lost his donkey, a man got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "YOUR DONKEY IS MISSING;WHAT ARE YOU THANKING GOD FOR?" The man said, "I'm thanking him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
2)Q. 'Have you ever read Shakespeare?'
A. Santa 'NO, who wrote it ?'
3)Banta and Santa were walking outside when Santa said, "OH, look at the DEAD BIRD."
Banta looked skyward and said "Where, where?"
4)Santa: My wife is an angel.
Banta: Lucky you.Mine's still alive.
5)Q. 'Why are married women heavier than single women?'
A. 'Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.'
2006-10-11 16:06:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Becauses these are jokes. You know it very well that jokes are jokes if they are not funny what else they can be.
2006-10-11 16:10:48 · answer #1 · answered by suchsi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jokes are ironic. EX Santa asks who wrote Santa. The last one says that Single Women don't like the food in the fridge, so they go to bed. Married Women, it says, see who's in bed, then feel the need to eat.
They're jokes. they're meant to be funny...albeit stupid.
2006-10-11 16:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 4 and 5 are funny the others are not
2006-10-11 16:34:53 · answer #3 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well in the third one where Santa said, "OH, look at the DEAD BIRD."
Banta looked skyward and said "Where, where?"
the joke is that how can a dead bird be in the sky.
2006-10-11 16:30:43 · answer #4 · answered by merlin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ilike 1,3.and 4 they were really funny but 2 and 5 I didn't get it,but nice job on 1,3,and 4!!!!!!!!
2006-10-11 18:22:20 · answer #5 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jokes are funny because people are too much stressed out by their lives that they need something to relax. and they get relaxed by listening to jokes.
2006-10-11 18:48:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well some are funny, some are so not funny, and others I just don't get at all
2006-10-11 16:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK a couple r funny but the others r not!!!
2006-10-11 16:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupudity is not a crime, it is actualy pretty funny
stupid jokes rock and those are pretty stupid
2006-10-11 16:31:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...the first 4 shorties are good and funny.....LOL
2006-10-11 16:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋