Saint Peter told him to sit and wait in the lobby and he would be with him shorty. Puzzled the Priest took his seat. Little while later a small old lady appears before the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter greets her and welcomes he in. Short time after that a little girl holding her dog appears and once again Saint Peter welcomes her right in. Some time later a dirty ol' truck driver walks up and he too is allowed immediatly into Heaven. The Priest can't take this anymore and asks Saint Peter. The Priest says "look Saint Peter I have been a man of the cloth for 20 years and I am made to take a seat, why have these others been allowed in before me?" Saint Peter explains: "You see that little old lady had a pure heart and dedicated herself to being the kind person God wanted her to be, the little girl is a child and holds a special place in God's heart, her dog is one of God's creatures and is without sin, and that truck driver scared the Hell outa more people in 10 years than you in have in 20
2006-10-11 16:02:15 · 6 answers · asked by schlepp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My hubby is a truck driver and I'm sure he will definately appreciate this one LOL! Too funny!
2006-10-11 16:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Then we need more truck drivers; maybe this world will run smoothly.
2006-10-11 18:02:37 · answer #2 · answered by zaazzy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! i have a heaven jokes/ religious joke book and that ones not in there. funny...
2006-10-11 16:09:53 · answer #3 · answered by emilymarie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm
not that funny
2006-10-11 16:33:23 · answer #4 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok not really funny
2006-10-11 16:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok
2006-10-11 16:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋