The Irish challenged the English army to a fight on their home ground. The English showed up to find just one lone Irish man on top of a hill. He shouted to the English "send up 10 of your best men and I'll kick their bloody a$$e$!" 10 English men rush the hill and chase the Irish man over the top. The Irish man standing on top of the hill once more says "tis that the best you got- send me your 100 best soldiers and I'll kick their bloody English a$$e$ as well!" 100 more English rush the hill and disapear over the top. Moments late the Irish man yells down "give me 1000 of your best fighters if you dare!" 1000 more rush up the hill to take out this Irish scoundrel. The English waiting below can't believe the battle they here taking place. One of the thousand escape and in his dying breath yells down- "don't send any more it's a trap, there are two Irish men over here!"
2006-10-11 15:46:03 · 7 answers · asked by schlepp 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha!
Yes!
I LOVE it!!!!
((Being Irish makes it all the better!))
2006-10-11 15:52:39 · answer #1 · answered by godathonone 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
John David Booty to Dwayne Jarrett!!! GO USC!!
2006-10-11 15:52:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
those English wimps
2006-10-11 15:51:44 · answer #3 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha not to bad
2006-10-11 15:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHHHHHHHhoooooo
2006-10-11 15:54:18 · answer #5 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. And it's not bad."Ha" twice.
2006-10-11 15:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HOOOO
2006-10-11 15:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋