A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large jar behind the counter, which is filled to the brim with ten-dollar bills. The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it and approaches the bartender to ask: "What's up with the jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars and if you pass three tests, then you get all the money."
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: "Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds it to the jar.
Bartender: "OK, here's what you have to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila - the WHOLE thing at once - AND you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third, there is a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right for her."
Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten bucks but I'm not an idiot; I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of tequila and get crazier from there."
Bartender: "Your call. But your money stays in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a huge scuffle going on. They hear barking and screams, yelps, and growling, then eventually silence.
Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers back into the bar with his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"NOW," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?
2006-10-11 15:45:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another good one.
2006-10-11 15:48:36 · answer #1 · answered by Mark 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omfg lol rofl rotfl wow that was hillarious because of the fact that he screwed the dog tee hee hee man funny stuff
2006-10-11 22:53:25 · answer #2 · answered by google_sucks980 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats gross....but entertaining!
2006-10-12 10:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by josie_14_14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's too funny
He should get the money anyway!!
2006-10-12 01:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-11 22:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by nafarius333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-10-11 23:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope it was a girl dog.
2006-10-11 22:50:41 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol what people will do for money when they're hammered
2006-10-11 22:48:59 · answer #8 · answered by Chrissy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har hardy hard hard
2006-10-11 23:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by The Lonely Fatman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... that was the best one
2006-10-11 22:50:14 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋