1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
2. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
4. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
5. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
6. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
7. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
8. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
9. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
10. Baby, you must be tired cuz you have been running through my mind all night!!
2006-10-11 15:09:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
11. Nice legs what time do they open?
12. What guys mean when they say the word love.
Legs
Open
Very
Easily
2006-10-11 15:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by bettyboop_bell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh what about:
11. You don't know it yet bvut you're going to be my girlfriend.
12. This one sucks, I said 'The truth is I'm a transvestite, I'm a man!' He said 'Well that's the kind of man I like'
2006-10-11 22:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by c_mitu89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Those are pretty lame. Do they ever really work?
2006-10-11 22:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-11 22:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ill be ur homework...do me on the table
2006-10-11 22:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetchicky292 @ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
groan!! I've actually heard some of those before!
2006-10-11 22:11:54 · answer #6 · answered by delivrygrl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I LIKE MOST OF THEM AND I WONDER IF THEY WOULD WORK
2006-10-11 22:14:06 · answer #7 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never hear any of these.
2006-10-11 22:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋