I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some thinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.
2006-10-11 14:11:45 · 15 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I rather enjoyed that it was quite entertaining , I must share that with someone .
2006-10-11 14:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
25 years ago Iheard a song like this called 10 little bottles. It was funny too.
2006-10-12 00:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHH HAHAHA this was funny as hell.You sound goofy and drunk as hell with these goofy words but it was part of your joke but it was funny.
2006-10-11 21:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sister Queen Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little hard to follow, but cute, I liked it.
2006-10-11 21:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by just another girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this one before but just a little bit different it was titled
"cept a teensey little bit" my brother does this joke very well and its very funny. thanks for the memories and the laugh.
2006-10-11 21:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by sandi b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-10-11 21:13:58 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-10-11 21:19:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it, very funny.
2006-10-11 21:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Goonie85 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats's not a joke thats just you being drunk telling us what you are doing
2006-10-11 22:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by Luis 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
whoa! wow lol â¥
2006-10-12 22:40:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋