Heres what I came up with, but feel free to beat this one:
14, one to screw in the lightbulb, three to make sure that the lightbulb complies with EEOC and OSHA regulations, four to offer psychological counseling to the burned-out lightbulb, and six to circulate petitions demanding that electricity be banned and replaced by candles made of organically-grown soy beans.
2006-10-11 14:04:10 · 10 answers · asked by college_republicans_club 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
metalshin04 - whats the matter little *****, can't take a joke?
2006-10-11 14:37:01 · update #1
I've heard different takes on this over the years but this is the funniest. "candles made of organically-grown soy beans" is precious.
2006-10-12 05:05:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! Very funny! I like it a lot. But to add to "barrettins" you need about 6 to get all the newspapers to blame Bush for not making light bulbs that last longer. Also you need 3 more to tell you that if we were not in Irag the light wouldn't need to be fixed in the first place.
2006-10-12 13:55:52 · answer #2 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is very good but left out some. You need at least a dozen to get on TV and blame the Republicans for the light bulb burning out in the first place
2006-10-11 21:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by barrettins 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny...but only partially. To be fully commited would be crazy
2006-10-11 21:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by lopie6 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You came up with this? It's funny.
2006-10-11 21:09:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
None, they screw you over
2006-10-11 21:07:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
only 1. One is crazy enough.
2006-10-11 21:05:42 · answer #7 · answered by platoon793 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
would not matter, they would all promise to do it and then forget about it.
2006-10-11 21:07:59 · answer #8 · answered by Roxy 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
your one of Foley's pages aren't you...loser
2006-10-11 21:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
....I'm offended......
2006-10-11 21:09:14 · answer #10 · answered by jupiterdjinni 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋