Can you write a fake love letter? If so make it extra mushy!?

Question

And don't just say yes to get points.

Answer 1

My dearest Sweety Pie,

A fire inside me burns with fiery passion to unleash what I am about to say to you! And only the sweet nectar from your lips may vanquish this fiery inferno.

Only heaven would outcast an alluring work of Gods perfection like you, because even divine angels cannot look upon your delicate face without sacrificing themselves for you. There is just something about you which makes me want to take you in my arms and keep you forever.

What person in their sane mind could resist your gorgeous deep blue eyes. They've always reminded me of electricity and I've often wondered if they can glow in the dark and light up an entire room at night. Maybe one day we can plug the TV into your eye sockets and it will run on the electricity generated by your lovely blue eyes.

Your beautiful black hair reminds me of a burnt out frying pan - so dark yet so shiny. (But I will say this, your hair smells better then a burnt out frying pan though. I thought I'd better clear that up incase you get offended and decide to chase me with a cricket bat)

I've always enjoyed walking along the beach with you. Just the two of us alone, walking along while the sun sets. I know there's always the fear of not finding our way back in the dark (because beaches don't have street lights installed) but fear not my love, because I bought one of those LED torches the other day, so rest assured we will be OK.

I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your eyes. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful eyes all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me!

My love, you know what would look hot and vibrant on that beautiful body of yours? Red underwear! Oh God, if I saw you wearing those I would simply explode into a heap of sparks with joy! (By the way that was a figure of speech, cos I wouldn't ACTUALLY spontaneously combust, otherwise I wouldn't be able to appreciate your lovely body in Red underwear).

I will forever be thinking about you, and I love you with every beat from my aching, burning heart which will wither away and die without your sweet nectar-like words!

I live only to please your fiery carnal desires,

Lover

xxxxxxxxx

PS I cheated and stole this love letter!

Answer 2

I'll give it a shot......

Since the first day I saw you, I knew that you and I were destined to be together. I can still remember the way you smiled at the conversation you were having with your friends. Your eyes sparkeled and you laughed.....it was like hearing the spring rain softly falling on the windows....I was entrapped.

When we first spoke, I thought that I wouldn't be able to get the words out. I don't know why, but you made me feel like a child going to the circus for the first time. I was so full of excitement, but also a little fear. Every nerve in my body was alive and the smell of your perfume sent me spinning.

I still can't believe that you agreed to go to the high school prom with me. The Gods must have been smiling in my direction that day. We danced, we laughed then I stole that kiss as I dropped you off at your parents house.....I was mad with happiness. I still remember the way I practically danced all the way home. Yes, those were some of the best memories of my life.

Then your family moved away. I didn't know what I would do with myself. I actually thought about following you, but slowly realized I couldn't do it. I was a crushed man.

Until now. I once again can not believe that the universe has picked me. This mere speck on the face of this little planet revolving around a minor sun in the far reaches of this galaxy. When I ran into you last week, I couldn't believe that you were back in town. I have wanted to tell you what I thought about all those years ago....but I never had the nerve.

I am a man who has loved and lost and now I have been given a chance to love again. I will not miss out on this opportunity. I promise you this......my love is here for you to have...I hope you will find it worthy of a second chance.

All my undying love.................Canadian Ken

Answer 3

Dear Hot Nameless Babe,

As i'm writing this my heart aches for you dearly. The stairway to my heart is always clear, and the door to my soul will always be open to you. I have no doubt a higher being made us for each other. I feel like the luckiest guy in the world just because i can have you beside me. My passion for you is burning, flaring up above all others. The fire will burn forever, and the embers are being watched over by angels. Angels. You know, i didn't believe in angels until i saw you. I didn't believe in magic, until i watched your eyes sparkle in the moonlight. well, I have a billion more things i want to say to you, but i'm running out of room on my paper. I saw you just two days ago, but i already miss you as if we've been seperated for years. Write me back baby.

Love, Renzhi.

P.S. You can't beat this love letter.

Answer 4

Hey Baby,
I've seen you around and i when i do i get week at the knees and sweaty at the palms. Your smile brightens any room at any time during the day. I can never hold my excitement when the third period bell rings because i know i will see you and your beautiful hair standing right out side. I wish you would run your fingers through my hair and whisper things in my ear. But until then I am still here, dreaming of that day when you tell me how you really feel about me
Love always
your secret admirer



that's the best i can do!

Answer 5

i replaced into in 5th grade, that replaced right into an prolonged time in the past. I wrote a be conscious to "David", a roses are purple style of be conscious. That morning he asked me to "circulate with him" (that's what we mentioned because it decrease back then). some hours later a team of ladies, me secure have been on the window in the lecture room gawking on the lecturers teenage son who had stopped by making use of to ascertain his mom. I circled thinking my superb buddy replaced into status in the back of me and mentioned OMG he's so lovable! It wasn't my superb buddy it replaced into my boyfriend status there as a exchange. He broke up with me stunning there in front of all human beings.

Answer 6

Yes I can, and you don't give us any money or anything.

Sweety,
I love how we are together
I miss you when you aren't next to me
I can't wait to see you again
I want to put whip cream all over your body and ***********

You get the point.
And you are really a level 1 user
You have No answer's, no points and NO GAME.
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Answer 7

Hi, i don't want to just say yes to get points but i just wonder why would you do something like that to your partner, are you Dom or something i mean com on now give me a break.
I mean don't play that kind of game with your partner.
Is that enough?I hope, so don't ask for more you well regret.
Good luck Ben.

Answer 8

to a dude?
okay...

my dearest love (insert name),

you are the world to me. i cannot imagine going a day, an hour, even a minute without you. you complete me in every way, because without you, a piece of my heart is missing. i love you so very much...i hope you feel the same way too. from the day i laid my eyes on your beautiful face, i knew you were the one for me, and i can't bear all those girls giving you looks. im the only one who deserves you.
i love you, always and forever,
(your name)


hah.

Answer 9

i'm assuming this is from a woman to a man, so here goes:

hello sweetheart. i'm writing this while i'm lying here in bed, fresh out of the shower, totally relaxed and refreshed and anxious for our next meeting. when we do finally reconnect, i plan to make you so hot and sweaty you won't know what hit you. i miss the feel of you in my mouth, as well as in me "down there" *blush* and it's got me so hottttt and wettttt. ohhhh i can actually feel you from our last time together. your body is so warm and hard and it takes my breath away to relive those moments together. all i can think of is you, night and day, with every breath i take, every move i make. you're stuck with me, and i hope that's okay. i love you with all my heart and can't WAIT to see you again!!

Love,
--Me
xoxoxo



HOPE THIS HELPS!!

Answer 10

Yes, I can. Give me your email and I'll email you what I got.... but the feelings would be much stronger when the other person is your lover...