2006-10-11 13:30:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh crap, Im going to die.
2006-10-11 13:32:34 · answer #1 · answered by Gogo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Isnt it: whats the last thing to go through a flys mind when it hits the car windscreen? - Its a*se.
2006-10-11 13:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It said "you sure are the prettiest beatle I ever seen" ... yes.. a Volkswagen Beatle going 75mph..
2006-10-11 13:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Wolfeyen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the bug screamed "Oh my g*d, this human is gonna crash!"
2006-10-11 13:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by meucando 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
2006-10-11 13:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
"I'm the fly who just never get,hurt just...OMG!!!!! WINDSHIELD AHEAD!!!!!!!
TELL MY WIFE AND KIDS I LOVE..................(The fly dies)(poor thing)EEEWWWW. A disgusting fly flew and splat on the windshield! well at least it's not your face!!!! Well yeah your right,(windshield wipers wipe off the remains of the fly).......R.I.P Bippy Peebles the II...................
2006-10-11 14:31:24 · answer #6 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing bugs dont talk
2006-10-11 13:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by surfer girly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he said thats all folks and slamed into the window and died.
2006-10-11 13:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by Logan J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bug: "Yeah you thought you'd beat me didn't you charlie"?
(turning his head around)
Bug: "Oh Sh!T!!!!!"
2006-10-11 13:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RED ALERT!!!! RED ALERT!!!! CLEAN WINDSHEILD!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-11 13:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by nafarius333 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋