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Question

Children Writing About The Sea


1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age
6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)


4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)


5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy

age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the

ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle

to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)


9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big

sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age

6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can

give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I

think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin age 6)


12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers

can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8



13) On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was

going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up

her fanny. (Julie age 7)

Answer 1

you have to smile or laugh when little kids tell you stories there so cute and funny!

Answer 2

i like 5 :-)
heres more:
A first grade teacher collected some well known proverbs.
She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.
Here are their completions:
Better To Be Safe Than... Punch A 5th Grader.

Strike While The... Bug Is Close.

It's Always Darkest Before... Daylight Savings Time.

Never Under Estimate The Power Of...Termites.

You Can Lead A Horse To Water But... How?

Don't Bite The Hand That... Looks Dirty.

No News Is... Impossible.

A Miss Is As Good As A... Mr.

You Can't Teach An Old Dog New... Math.

If You Lie Down With The Dogs, You'll... Smell funny in the morning.

Love All, Trust.. Me

The Pen Is Mightier Than The... Pigs.

An Idle Mind Is... The Best Way To Relax.

Where There's Smoke, There's... Pollution.

A Penny Saved Is... Not Much.

Two's Company, Three's...The Musketeers.

Don't Put Off Until Tomorrow What...you put on to go to bed tonight.

Laugh And The Whole World Laughs With You, Cry And... You Have To Blow
Your
Nose.

None Is So Blind As...Helen Keller.

Children Should Be Seen And Not...Spanked Or Grounded.

If At First You Don't Succeed... Get New Batteries.

You Get Out Of Something What You... See Pictured On The Box.

When The Blind Leadeth The Blind...You better get out of the way.

There Is No Fool Like... Aunt Edie.

Answer 3

Funny, except for #9, that one was kind of depressing.

Answer 4

LOL, i know a kid that would make that exact comment for # 11. LOL, kids are great.

Answer 5

LMAO. I agree, #9 is depressing.

Answer 6

OMG!! man lil kids are toooo funny!

Answer 7

Cute...

Answer 8

LOL. Yep. They will enlighten you. LOL.

Answer 9

how did you get all those??? there quite funny!!!

Answer 10

lol that is funny! : )