I can't wait to see how many morons come out of the woodwork with an uncreative cookie cutter response like "The same thing as if you used pages from the Bible"
2006-10-11 12:49:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Will Allah prevent our parakeet from pooping on Mohammad's heretical words?
2006-10-11 12:51:03 · update #1
I've seen your other posts. You are obviously a fundamentalist Christian. Christianity and Islam both preach love and respect. You are not Christian.
2006-10-13 10:22:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
So let me get this straight. You want to go out and buy a copy of the Koran rather than a thirty-five cent newspaper in order to make a ridiculous statement that you can really only brag about online (because who's looking under the parakeet poop anyway)?
I'd say what would happen is you'd spend too much money and look pretty immature in the process.
2006-10-11 12:55:08 · answer #2 · answered by angk 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"The same thing as if you used pages from the bible" absolutely nothing... LOL seriously what response were you seeking??.. allah is just as likely to come down as jesus or god.. All of them are not real.. geez. I guess you were hoping to get some muslims riled up.. Good luck with that.. Religion is a load of crap so the perfect place for the bible and the koran is at the bottom of your bird cage. Enjoy.
2006-10-11 12:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by LovePotion 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
But if you REALLY wanted to know the answer, you wouldn't object to those who tell you the truth. It WOULD be the same result whichever 'holy book' you used, of course. In other words, the birds would crap on it, it would eventually start to smell, and you'd throw it out. Surprised? Do you have a point?
2006-10-11 12:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
easy your birdgcage will be lined by pages from the koran (sorry nothing else remarkable, dont think your bird will start praying or become a terrorist for that matter
2006-10-11 12:53:22 · answer #5 · answered by sadistic_bondagelover 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you can't use the Bible or Torah because they're full of crap already. Islam is the religion that God introduced because Christianity and Judaism became corrupted. So stop insulting a religion that is superior to yours.
2006-10-11 13:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's a very bad way of saying u dislike the Koran. and that you think its only good as shitt paper for your birds , i suppose Muslims feel the same way about the bible but i wouldn't want them saying that to my face
2006-10-11 12:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by jojo 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nothing.
But be careful to see if a dropping in the shape of mohammad takes form. Then you have a problem on your hands lol
Flush ahte pages when you're done. Koran or Bible. http://flushaholybook.com
2006-10-11 12:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I really don't think that your bird cares what you use, but flipping the bird (figuratively) just to get a rise of hatred out of people is not too cool.
2006-10-11 12:53:18 · answer #9 · answered by smgray99 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The bird might learn Arabic and start shouting it out?
2006-10-11 13:16:21 · answer #10 · answered by Rapunzel XVIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋