I asked a girl in a club last night if she was an animal lover. She said yes and so I told her that I have a Weasel in my pant's. She didn't like it and got mad. Why did this line not work?. It took me a month to come up with it. Do you think my timing or delivery was bad?
2006-10-11 12:30:33 · 14 answers · asked by mrharderson 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
yeah ur timing is bad.... u should have make her drunk to her knees before saying that...
the delivery is awful...u should have put an add-on like....
"actually i bring him to the vet once a week"
lol
have a good day!
2006-10-11 12:42:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you ARE the WEASEL if you cant figure that out alone...and you certainly did not get to go POP did you Weasel!
So you really think that a girl should find you what?...... cute, charming, sexy, educated, worthy of more conversation or for that matter even worth a minute more of their time!
You need to grow up, not only is your delivery and timing bad your depth and sincerity are nil!
You have a lot of maturing to go sonny boy!
2006-10-11 12:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by Crampy Grampy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha I would have laughed really hard if a guys said that to me in a club! But not in a good way.......it's a little too imature for my liking. Start with a compliment or say like have we met before? or something like that. =]
2006-10-11 12:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude thats so poor but if you like that then the next time ask if shes tired. When she replies say..because you've been running through my mind all night long.
Barf!
2006-10-11 12:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by Bob 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude refering to ur penis as a weasol to an animal luver is not a smart thing to do try this
if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i together
or
you must be a parking ticket cuz u got fine written all over you
2006-10-11 12:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by barbarian war hero 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because it was digusting. At first it sounded like a nice thing to say. Girls don't like hearing dirty lines.
2006-10-11 12:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by Aimee 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol,mabey the timein was bad,cause thats definitely the way to get a date.lol
2006-10-15 06:36:35 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a guy said that to me, i'd slap him too! it was a bit sexual for small talk, just introduce yourself and ask her questions and dont mention anything sexual. works like a charm:)
2006-10-11 12:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by kiss the cook 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick up lines just suck...period.
You just need to formally introduce yourself and that's it.
2006-10-11 12:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Kitty Cat 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO funny stuff mannnnnnnnn
2006-10-11 12:58:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋