(I went to the gym for the first time in few months yesterday.
For my Match.com profile I copied and pasted the directions into where I was suppose to describe myself.
I felt guilty for imagining a girl at the gym naked.
I feel guilty when my roommate catches me looking at porn.
I grew up living in my grandparents' house.
I moved out 4 years ago.)
This is the Dream.
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Doing Calculus.
Get bored.
Look at porn.
Notice some guy watching me outside a window of my grandparents' house.
Take porn off the computer screen.
Let guy outside window know I see him.
Do some pushups while guy outside is watching me.
Guy tries to pick the lock to the front door.
Call 911.
Dial wrong number.
Call 911.
Wake up.
2006-10-11
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Eric Inri
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