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(I went to the gym for the first time in few months yesterday.
For my Match.com profile I copied and pasted the directions into where I was suppose to describe myself.
I felt guilty for imagining a girl at the gym naked.
I feel guilty when my roommate catches me looking at porn.
I grew up living in my grandparents' house.
I moved out 4 years ago.)

This is the Dream.
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Doing Calculus.
Get bored.
Look at porn.
Notice some guy watching me outside a window of my grandparents' house.
Take porn off the computer screen.
Let guy outside window know I see him.
Do some pushups while guy outside is watching me.
Guy tries to pick the lock to the front door.
Call 911.
Dial wrong number.
Call 911.
Wake up.

2006-10-11 12:21:22 · 13 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

13 answers

Sounds like you're feeling some generic shame about sex. It's probably not terribly healthy but you'll get over this given enough time.

2006-10-11 12:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by W0LF 5 · 1 0

that's glaring U r Bi-curious. U r having a sexual fable with Bi-sexual inclinations. U imagine the bare female and loved gazing the guy that develop into gazing u even as u were gazing porno on the computer. U would like adult women and men jointly or one at a time yet r at a loss for words that's the position calculus or attempting to operate issues up is presented in or scared because of what ur "grandparents" or society would say, that's why u referred to as 911. that's glaring too that u have some moral fibers instilled in u through ur grand's and that is admirable. yet who u elect to mattress is ur personal personal determination and determination, no one has the right to judge u for what u must be doing in deepest between consulting adults. So do what u imagine u might want to do and leave the judging to God.

2016-10-16 04:32:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This means you are having too much pepperoni on your pizzas while studying calculus.
Normal dissacociative dream state.
You get distracted by the female body (DUH)
You fear getting caught looking at the porn (again duh)
The guy outside is the nameless/faceless "them" that might catch you looking at the porn.
The push-ups is just weird.

2006-10-11 12:28:10 · answer #3 · answered by George Curious 3 · 2 0

don't worry. i had a dream i was beyonce and a lesbian at the same time. i was doing janet jackson and tyra banks.i wish i would have the dream again.it was weird, but in a good way.

2006-10-11 13:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You are still feeling guilty for looking at porn.

2006-10-11 12:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Unknown 3 · 1 0

Pervert!

2006-10-11 12:26:23 · answer #6 · answered by Tonya L 3 · 0 1

buy a beretta 9mm. that'l teach a pervert to watch you and try to break in. If you really want to make a point, get a 12ga shotgn.

2006-10-11 12:24:16 · answer #7 · answered by jackalope_00 2 · 1 1

Just sounds like a horny young mans dream to me!!!!

2006-10-11 12:25:10 · answer #8 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 1 0

i think ur very weird. and should stop dreaming about naked guys looking at you

2006-10-11 12:25:52 · answer #9 · answered by norma 1 · 0 1

******* weird *** dream

2006-10-11 12:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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