A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" asks the wife.
The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what are you doing?" she asks.
The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it again."
The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole."
2006-10-11 12:02:24 · 14 answers · asked by chuchi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha its kinda funny.
2006-10-11 12:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by meg *__* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes that's funny
2006-10-11 19:05:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololololo
I forgot the punchline. Thank's for reminding me.
2006-10-11 19:05:54 · answer #3 · answered by jeepnuk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-10-11 19:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by connie_mspt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,I'm clapping my hands laughing,LOL,thanks for making part of my day that was funny!!!!
2006-10-11 21:51:09 · answer #5 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very funny!
2006-10-11 19:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is good for a good laugh
2006-10-11 19:06:35 · answer #7 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-11 19:42:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-11 19:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by Edwin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we had a good laugh from that.
2006-10-11 19:06:34 · answer #10 · answered by cats4ever2k1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋