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I'm from Russia but I love the USA.

2006-10-11 11:55:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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Frist you tell you are a wild and kracy guy, and you are here with your cousin Ortec Festrunk, and you want to swing with american beeches. Then you go wit your brudder, to the deesco place, and fall in love with dos HUUUUGE amerikan brestes, and you want to kees them right now.

2006-10-11 12:01:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

There is no specific number. And some women will not do it ever, that is sad I know. It is also better if you just let her start doing it without you asking. Also, if you give her a really good date, such as something really fun, or expensive, it may speed things up. "Kiss in the pants" is called oral sex. Usually you can anticipate it from 2-4 dates, or 2-4 weeks, whichever is more.

2006-10-11 19:04:23 · answer #2 · answered by jbrowning001 2 · 0 0

Sorry that is not a question you ask a women. We try to treat our women with respect . If thats all you are interested in go back to Russia. Sounds like you dont respect the women there. If you date an American women it is up to her as to when and if she wants to do that. If you try to force her that is rape and you will go to jail and thats where you should be. The women of our country might not always get the respect they deserve but we dont need you to come to this country and add to the problem. So if thats all you want from our women than please do go back to Russia and get you a Russian women to do your deeds. By the way if you dont like my answer TUFF!!!. Hey ladies if you read this warn your friends and avoid this jerk.

2006-10-11 20:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by richard b 3 · 0 0

Een Aimerica we say to haff our women kiss us in the pants on first date. If they no want to wet thee worm we tell thee girl to put out or get out.

But most of dee times our womens allways want to kiss us Aimerican fellow in thee pants because our vieners are soo ampley huge and thickly. We are not like thee Russian mens where you come from. We are much large and tasteeeeeeee.

2006-10-12 02:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

1 date and $10 will get you a Russian kiss in your pants.

2006-10-11 19:03:00 · answer #5 · answered by exert-7 7 · 1 0

why would some 1 pay a prostitue 4 that, thats stupid, uh it just depends man, also on how old you r if youre over 20 at most 3 dates, i aint sayin that its 2 be expected, but more than likely will go down

2006-10-11 19:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

105 dates. That includes 76 dinners, bought by you. 29 trips to the movies, with snacks and drinks, bought by you. 1 very expensive piece of jewelry. Lasty, 5 trips to the mall where you buy her whatever her little heart desiers.

Still love the USA?

2006-10-11 19:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by Gypsy Cat 4 · 1 0

well the thing about good ole' USA...
is that you can pay as low as $10
to get a woman to "kiss you in the pants".

2006-10-11 19:03:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1 0

Endure? HaHa
One word..prostitutes.

2006-10-11 19:01:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous Q 2 · 0 0

depends on the lady 1 date, 2 dates, or no dates at all.

2006-10-11 18:57:36 · answer #10 · answered by Edward 3 · 0 0

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