Bad ones would do to.
2006-10-11 11:49:48 · 15 answers · asked by Smart_Guy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My 3yr old daughter walked in on me on the toilet & asked me where poo comes from. I'd read somewhere that you should answer children honestly, treat them like young adults & try to give them the facts, so I said "When you have your cereal & toast for breakfast it goes down into your tummy, then your body does some very clever stuff & uses all the good bits to give you energy to run around & play with your friends, & grow big & strong. Then all the bad bits go into another part of you body and eventually they come out as poo !"
She looked at me puzzled & said "So what about Tigger ?"
2006-10-11 13:46:30 · answer #1 · answered by monkyman 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was this Blonde woman who just got on an airplane going to Dallas. She has a coach ticket but settled down in first class and started reading. Just then the stewardess approaches her and says can I see your ticket, The woman shows her the ticket, the stewardess says sorry miss but your ticket is for coach and you are in first class can you please move,. The woman looks at the stewardess and says " I am blonde I am beautiful, I am going to Dallas and I am not moving. The stewardess taking back by this goes to the cockpit and talks to her coworker who says she will help. She also approaches the woman and says sorry miss but you have a coach ticket and you are sitting in first class, The woman faces her book down and says " I am blonde, i am beautiful I am going to Dallas and I am not moving and then continues to read. Now the 2 stewardesses are in the cockpit dumbfounded by the way this woman is acting. The pilot says listen I have a blonde wife at home I know how to handle this I'll be right back. The pilot approaches the woman and to the stewardesses amazement the woman closed her book, grabbed her bags and went to coach. Confused the women say to the pilot, what did you say to get her to move.
The pilot said it was easy----I told her first class doesn't do to Dallas.
2006-10-11 12:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A Scottish man walks into a pub and stands next to a woman, he orders his usual pint of beer. After a few sips he realises he needs to go to the toilet and asks the woman to take care of his pint. He comes back to the bar and notices his beer is a bit frothy and asks the lady (Scottish accent required) Did ya fart in me Whitbread? And the woman replys "No, I'm Tessa Sanderson!"
2006-10-11 11:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Lupee 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
why did John McEnroe always wear a headband?
To hide the circumcision marks!
2006-10-11 12:23:31 · answer #4 · answered by margaret w 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a bi-ch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party,and the bi-ch sleeps with everyone at the party but you!
2006-10-11 22:27:21 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats green and has wheels?
the grass i lied about the wheels
the other one:
a preist, a lumberjack, and i chimp walk into a bar. the bartender says, "is this a joke?"
2006-10-11 11:53:14 · answer #6 · answered by 2Cute2bTrue 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
A ventriloquist visiting the country walks into a small
village and sees a local sitting in his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the man
Can I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at
the villager)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the
villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a f**king liar
2006-10-11 12:02:16 · answer #7 · answered by smileyshovie 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What's long and thin and red in parts and goes in tarts?
Rhubarb.....;)
2006-10-11 12:39:22 · answer #8 · answered by english_rose10 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what would u get when snow white strips for the seven dwarfs???
7UP
2006-10-11 11:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by eclferre 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Whats the difference between an egg and a w@nk
you can beat an egg.......................
Whats worse than a frog in the throat...................
A toad up your hole.................
you did say bad ones will do
2006-10-11 11:53:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋