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My landlord knows how to make sure you're happy...

2006-10-11 11:43:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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2006-10-11 12:03:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing Hell, you are a ficticious place, made up by ppl who needed to gain control of the masses. You are nothing but a scare tactic. Another sad assumption of duality...in believing there is an eternal "good" place...they assume there must be an equally eternal "bad" place.

2006-10-11 18:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by Medusa 5 · 0 0

I hear your landlord likes to party.

2006-10-11 18:45:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ever Learn 7 · 0 0

I was born into a universe in which such supernatural places & beings do not exist. Unfortunately, crackpots who believe in them do.

2006-10-11 18:48:45 · answer #4 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 0 0

I've been washed in the Blood of the Lamb of God and forgiven of my sins! Praise the Lord!!

2006-10-11 18:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 0 1

People who do not accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior will spend eternity in the Lake of Fire, NOT Hell. Death and Hell will also be thrown into the Lake of Fire.

2006-10-11 18:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Born Again Christian 5 · 0 1

Yes, but I am your landLADY. So in essence, I rule over your landlord. HAHAHA!

2006-10-11 18:45:36 · answer #7 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0 0

I didn't do anything. Jesus, on the other hand, died on a cross to pay for my sins. God crucified my flesh with Jesus to free me from sin's power. I hope you didn't save me a spot.

2006-10-11 18:48:26 · answer #8 · answered by Seeker 2 · 0 1

Whoa! A talking, fictional place?! What the ... um, heck?

2006-10-11 18:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by Phil 5 · 0 0

u can't avoid eternity u never had beginning and no end

2006-10-11 18:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by george p 7 · 0 0

I deleted you from my reality and substituted chocolate.

2006-10-11 18:45:55 · answer #11 · answered by AuroraDawn 7 · 0 0

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