It has to be really funny and witty.
Can be anything.
For anytime.
2006-10-11 11:30:36 · 18 answers · asked by junsumoney 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think people misunderstood me. I don't mean a comeback for any occasion, I mean stuff you could say to break the ice when people are quite or to make people laugh. Also, like holiday or special occasion related comebacks are good too.
Also, I'm not asking this to make a mean comeback to anyone.
By the way, make sure those combacks are really good and wiity and funny.
2006-10-11 11:56:01 · update #1
Here is an example:
Guy: You're gay!
Me: Oh my god, how did you know?
or
Thank you, I am happy.
Ex.
If a guy acts crazy and laughs like a lunatic, I would say," Alexia, you have to stop pushing crack up your ***! Okay! Gosh, that is for your nose!"
That was meant to be funny.
2006-10-11 12:00:59 · update #2
If someone says tell me something I don't know you say "The elephant is the only mamal that can't jump"
If someone asks if they are turning you on then you so "No you are turning me off"
Is someone keeps saying Oh My God!!! you say "Oh Your God!"
If someone says go to hell then you say "Already there"
If someone asks what your problem is pretend you are thinking aobut it then say "I can't think of a non sexual term"
2006-10-11 11:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
If someone asks who are you? Simply quote the song "I'm a *****" by Alanis Morissette!
"I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
I'm a *****, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way"
2014-05-07 08:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by Michael 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Witty Comeback
2016-11-05 04:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If someone says something bad about you just say to the other people around you...
Well, I don't care if people are talking bad about me or talking good about me... at least they are talking about me !!
Another one I like is...
I'm young, I will bounce back !!
People always like the guy that can come back with something that makes fun of himself.
Like :
Oh yeah... Well, it might not be very thick but it sure is short !!
:-)
2006-10-11 11:33:31 · answer #4 · answered by CTM 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good morning, everybody.
Any time from the afternoon or evening, just say in a confident and cool manner "Good morning!" -- it lights up 9 out of 10 people. The 10th will question "morning?" - to which you simply reply "i just woke up."
It's dry, but if you do it every time you encounter the same group of people they will smile bigger and bigger every time you do it, and even try to beat you to the punch always with a big smile.
Sound weird? That's part of the idea....try it, and you will thank me.
2006-10-11 12:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by FOUR????????? 1 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Talk about your boss and say "He's about as useful as nipples on a nun!"
Unless you're talking to a nun this should bring about at least a gaffaw or giggle.
2006-10-11 12:12:39 · answer #6 · answered by jeepnuk 4 · 9⤊ 0⤋
Does nobody have anything positive to say?
When somebody asks, "How are you?"
comeback with, "I'm great, but I'll get better!"
-------------- ATTENTION PARENTS --------------
Make eye contact and put on your best poker face.
Say to a child, "Don't smile" pause briefly before repeating
The child will be smiling by the fourth "Don't smile"
It has never failed.
2006-10-11 11:51:19 · answer #7 · answered by atomiktwin 3 · 5⤊ 2⤋
If someone tries to be elitest or a smart@ss, just respond with "That's what you think"! continually until they leave the conversation.
2006-10-11 11:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by lynnguys 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ONE!:
I won't sink down to your level because you'd beat me with experience.
2006-10-11 11:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by Josephine 1 · 14⤊ 0⤋
"... and the one-inch wonder strikes again."
Good comeback after an idiot says something stupid.
2006-10-11 11:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by uncletoon2005 3 · 17⤊ 1⤋