Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
2006-10-11 11:22:00 · 18 answers · asked by chuchi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thats funny
2006-10-11 11:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. But...stranger things have happened - I once woke up (after a three day stag party in Toronto) in a construction site in Toledo Ohio - with my undershorts on backwards and no memory of what happened!
2006-10-11 18:27:52 · answer #2 · answered by dunno 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. That's funny
2006-10-11 19:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mandee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!
2006-10-11 18:35:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-10-11 18:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious.
Another joke I can tell my pastor, Thanks!
A sympathy card.....LOL
2006-10-11 18:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy Cowboy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA.... WOW---poor husbands... They didn't know that it wasn't like "that"... HAHAHAH...still funny though!!!
Thanks...=)
2006-10-11 18:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe! thats funny!
2006-10-11 18:46:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great !!! Thank You for making me lol !!!
2006-10-11 18:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!
2006-10-11 18:26:04 · answer #10 · answered by david cook lover!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋