The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".
2006-10-11 11:19:57 · 14 answers · asked by chuchi 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha lol
2006-10-11 11:20:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny!! So funny I just s*** my pants too!!!
2006-10-11 18:22:49 · answer #2 · answered by Syburry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA Now that's funny. Great joke!!! I'm going to tell my friends.
2006-10-11 21:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by anreyes0201 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. DEFINITELY funny
2006-10-11 18:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by martin h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT JOKE!!!I THOUGH I WAS REAL FUNNY!i am going 2 use that joke!
2006-10-11 18:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by M!stakenMe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah...good one!!!!...geez..naughty naughty little Johnny...=)
2006-10-11 18:33:36 · answer #6 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dat was funny
2006-10-11 18:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by missmurder83 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-11 18:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitley, you joke was not s**t
2006-10-11 18:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by who da wha? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh
2006-10-11 19:12:57 · answer #10 · answered by stanger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋