How can I remove a curse?

Question

My neighbor practices voodoo, and when my dog pooped on her lawn, she pointed at me and mumbled something strange. Ever since then, I've felt cold all the time and there's this smell coming from my crotch that I can't get rid of.

Answer 1

turn your dog around 10 times in both directions, pull his tail twice, and pinch his nose that should make the curse invalid

Answer 2

I don't think what your neighbor did , has anything to do with your condition. Sounds, like you have VD. You probably have gonoreha . If you have the chills then you have a major infection and are toxic. Go to the Doctors right away. If your a women, you may need your womb scraped. This is not a good sign. Then if you come back from the Doctors and you ok, with no medical problems, Travel South to New Mexico. Find a Medicine Man. He will lift the curse off of you. Good Luck.

Answer 3

You need to go and see a minister in the right kind of religion. Try Assembly of God or Pentacostal. I guarantee If you go and explain the senario to them. They will get prayed up,fasted up and bring Jesus along and then watch the miracle happen. Don't believe me? Your loss. It has happened many times before and it can indeed happen again. Now, they will tell you that according to the teachings of Jesus Christ, You must be born again. Want to get rid of the curse bad enough, you will do as I say. However, if you rather keep the curse. Oh well as they say, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Try it. you will be glad you did.

Answer 4

There is no such thing as voodo,the church does not believe in such nonsense, how ever if it is smething demonic see the local parish priest and he will asses you to see if you are just imagining it or itis true. I have performed various exhorsisma but small ones and I tell you out of 100 cases only 10% will be real and most minor. Pray to the virgin mary she will protect you. Pray the Memorare:

Remember, O most gracious Virgin Mary,
that never was it known that anyone who fled
to your protection, implored your help or sought your intercession, was left unaided.
Inspired by this confidence, I fly unto you,
O Virgin of virgins, my Mother.
To you I come, before you I stand, sinful and sorrowful.
O Mother of the Word incarnate, despise not my petitions,
but, in your mercy, hear and answer me.
AMEN.

many people feel comfortable saying prayers in Latin when they are dealing with Demons, I dont know why but when I opt for them to choose how the want me to give them their weekly protection prayers, most ask for them in latin. so here is the memorare in latin. memorare means remember in Latin.
Memoráre, o piíssima Virgo María,
non esse audítum a sæculo,
quemquam ad tua curréntem præsídia,
tua implorántem auxília,
tua peténtem suffrágia, esse derelíctum.
Ego tali animátus confidéntia,
ad te, Virgo Vírginum, Mater,
curro, ad te vénio,
coram te gemens peccátor ***ísto.
Noli, Mater Verbi, verba mea despícere;
sed áudi propítia et exáudi.
Amen

God bless you all

Answer 5

Do not worry. Your neighbor probably is a schizophrenic and had a psychotic break.

Perhaps a nice shower will remedy your body odor. Use a strong deodorant soap that contains pumice---like Lava.

Answer 6

Well, first you must find out what the spell was, then you must look it up and find the reversal. Just remember that she cannot cast a harmful or mean spell on you without reaping the consequence times three.

Answer 7

Swarfega

Answer 8

Get baptize of the holy sprite and repent of your sins.
If you do it, and follow the rules, it will make all the powers of Satan null and void against you.
No fallen angle can harm a true member of Jesus Christ's flock.
All praise and glory to Jesus Christ.

Answer 9

Wear a sweater and bathe more often. Problem solved!

Answer 10

Throw bricks through her windows. That tends to do it.