A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-10-11 11:06:33 · 13 answers · asked by boricua(787) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Awesome!
2006-10-11 11:08:04 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-11 20:23:31 · answer #2 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-11 19:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mandee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor husband... The worst, that can happen to
a man --- and a woman too : Anal intercourse ....
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But do You know this one.
Heidelberg / Germany.
A GI is making love to a
blond German Fraulein.
She is crying louder and louder
"O Du... ja! O Du.. .Du Du..!"
(which means "Oh you")
He stops banging her and jells:
"I do what I can! But would You please shut up!?"
2006-10-11 18:29:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie, but still a goodie.
2006-10-11 19:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by jeepnuk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha lol
2006-10-11 18:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-10-11 18:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One. :)
2006-10-11 18:10:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-11 18:17:08 · answer #9 · answered by chuchi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome! make sure your dramatic when delivering.
2006-10-11 18:08:52 · answer #10 · answered by sapper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋