Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
2006-10-11 11:00:57 · 13 answers · asked by boricua(787) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FUNNY
2006-10-11 11:03:38 · answer #1 · answered by I love dooneys 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute-heard a different version previously-still funny
2006-10-11 18:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by phyllis_neel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny;0)
2006-10-11 18:17:51 · answer #3 · answered by ilvtnt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank You again !!! Your jokes are really funny ...
2006-10-11 18:40:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-10-11 18:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by wwallito 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sort of funny
2006-10-11 19:05:29 · answer #6 · answered by Mandee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a okay joke i just don't under stand it that much?!?
2006-10-11 18:05:36 · answer #7 · answered by claniqi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it, very funny!!!!!!!!
2006-10-12 01:26:26 · answer #8 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh...moderately funny..
2006-10-11 18:04:54 · answer #9 · answered by feel_2_love_in_prv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajajaja
2006-10-11 18:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by chuchi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋