2006-10-11 10:36:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock knock
Who's there
Doctor?
Doctor Who?
2006-10-11 12:16:08 · answer #1 · answered by claire j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's an 8 and a 0 walking in the desert, the 0 turns to the 8 and asks "Why do you have your belt so tight?"
2006-10-11 17:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was obviously missing something when i was told this, cos the people telling it me were all rolling around laughing
What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same.
Doesn't even make sense
2006-10-11 18:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by onetruekev 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7 8 9 hahahahaha
NOOOO
2006-10-11 17:39:30 · answer #4 · answered by LILMISSY4LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.
The barman gave him one.
(its also the best joke ever)
2006-10-11 17:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by James B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two peanuts walking down the road..
One was A Salted...
Most humble apologies
2006-10-11 17:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of the above are far too funny to be in here. Here's my attempt.
2 biscuits are walking down the street.
One says to the other, " Where do you live?"
The other says "I'm not telling you you'll steal my washing!"
2006-10-12 14:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by majikgeorge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did number "0" said to number " 8 " at party.
Thats a nice belt ur wearing.
2006-10-11 17:40:00 · answer #8 · answered by hatoshi2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the worst on i ever heard was "u know people r dieing to get into graveyards"
2006-10-12 06:58:57 · answer #9 · answered by som1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's white and sits in a tree ? A fridge.Yes i know it's not funny but it made me laugh when i heard it
2006-10-12 11:40:28 · answer #10 · answered by dragonlady153 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one about the family who go to a talent agent and say they want to show them their act. so he says 'go ahead'. theres a mam a dad and a baby and a small girl. they then all start screwing each other. the act went on 4 about an hour and the talent agent was soo disgusted he was in shock! at the end the talent agent throws up and says 'whats that act called?' the family reply.................................THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
2006-10-11 17:43:47 · answer #11 · answered by Rach Gyllenhaal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋