My boyfriend just took the biggest dump he ever had. He said it was heavenly, and came running out to the living room jumping up and down all excited saying "JENNY YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!"
So we went to the bathroom and I looked in the toilet. There to my amazement was a giant poo which looks EXACTLY like the Arabic word for Allah!!!
I remember seeing it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Allah.svg
Is this a miracle?
2006-10-11 10:34:27 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're an idiot.
2006-10-11 10:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋
Does any muslim have ever make fun of ur religion or ur god ???i dont know why people are always making fun of them??i know becoze people like u are ignoring the reality and becoze they know wht is the truth but still dont want to listen...in Quran these people are calles "SHRUD DAWAAB" which means "WORST ANIMAL" an animal who ignore the truth.... still if people like u wants to make fun go ahead but in the same time do think before u leap.......and i know wht u have said is nothing but a big lie which in ur religion is also SIN...do u want to see miracles of Allah go and search in google new icon videos lion roars Allah and u will see a real live lion is roaring Allah's name if u can see i have never seen a name of ur god been spoken by an animal...so sad an animal can understand the truth but people like u can never....AND EXCUSE ME IF U CAN MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THT IN ANY PAINT PROGRAM MAKE IT BY THE NAME OF UR GOD...AND I BET THT IT CAN NEVER BE PROVED....its just too sad tht ur god cannot make something...if u have to do it ur own..
2006-10-11 17:50:28 · answer #2 · answered by FATIMA M 2 · 4⤊ 3⤋
You're a silly person Jenny! You will be reminded of this posting on the Day of Judgment...
2006-10-11 17:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
brush your teeth with that holy dump
2006-10-12 12:07:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
reported
2006-10-11 17:40:37 · answer #5 · answered by dewymaiden 3 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I once vomited the Indian god for vitality.
2006-10-11 17:39:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
LMAO!
Ive also seen Muslims post photos of genies...you could make something more realistic on your windows paint tool right now.
Your boyfriend is one lucky guy....non-pc bright woman are so sexy.
2006-10-11 17:38:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 7⤋
i truely doubt she has a boyfriend. and if she does, i hope he beats her.
2006-10-11 21:07:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
This is perfect for filthy phallic and tyrants worshipers, dirty pigs and apes, the scum of the earth just like your sick self.
2006-10-11 17:36:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 6⤋
reported!
2006-10-11 17:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 4⤋