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None at all.

2006-10-15 08:41:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

We do tend to listen to medical advice. For example: your doctor tells you that you are deadly allergic to grapes and grape products or wheat or wheat products. What does that mean? You can go to communion, but you don't get the snacks that go with it. That's kind of bummer because I thought the snacks were the best part... Better to go to a church that serves free coffee and biscuits.. err... cookies after the service.

On the other hand, if you have no medical restrictions, it depends on how much you're "playing it safe." I take the position that, "I'm not sure if there is a God, but if I can't enjoy a burger and milkshake together or eat canadian bacon with my eggs, then I'd rather go to hell."

Otherwise, you have to follow ALL of the nutty religious rules and that whittles your diet down to pretty close to nothing that I like to eat. It's *possible* though to subsist on raw vegetables and tofu... I suppose.

Otherwise, it's all fair game: Christmas cookies, communion service, hot cross buns, Easter peeps, matza balls... you name it. It's all for the sake of investigation! I mean, if you didn't try out all these different and interesting foods these different religions had to offer, could you really say you were even making a half-hearted attempt to figure out which faith might be the right one? Think about it: they all offer free food at some point!

2006-10-11 19:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0 0

Yes, starting on the third moon of every seventh year, at 3:17 in the morning, you are required to fast for a period of 73 days. At the end of your fast you are will be required to eat an entire roasted platypus (in lime and mango sauce), two large garlic combo pizza's, and an entire case of Vienna sausages (dipping sauce is optional).

2006-10-11 17:22:24 · answer #3 · answered by Murph 4 · 0 0

R U stupid? 1st seek more info on Agnostics, B 4 U decide 2 become anything!

2006-10-11 17:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by angel 2 · 0 1

I think pizza and beer are mandatory, but not everyday. You'll probably want to check the agnostics handbook to be sure.

2006-10-11 17:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by lenny 7 · 1 0

Ummm....you can't eat humans. I'm pretty sure those agnostics are sticklers about the whole cannibalism issue. =)

2006-10-11 17:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 0 0

Lots of beer and Taco Bell. Keeps you regular.

2006-10-11 17:23:02 · answer #7 · answered by Allison L 6 · 0 0

No more hot cross buns.
No more Christmas cookies.
No more Easter peeps.
No more self-rising breads or cakes.

2006-10-11 17:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I agree with Captain Atheism, and you also should stay away from the church crackers and juice.

2006-10-12 08:30:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah, you sholdnt eatthose little round bread wafers they hand out in church.

2006-10-11 17:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by wilchy 4 · 0 0

No eating Agnes.

2006-10-11 17:18:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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