2006-10-11 10:12:33 · 26 answers · asked by chas c 5 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
This one time, after a heavy night out on the town, a chick from Birmingham offered me a badly made kebab. Being drunk I wolfed it down, but some filthy swine had dropped a tampax in it and doused the whole thing in ketchup. Just as well that my taste buds are shot, else it wouldn't have been particularly palatable.
2006-10-11 10:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by Simon D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends what kind of Kebab you mean !?!?!?
If it's a dirty greasy doner kebeb then I'd have to agree that they are pure drunked pleasure devoid of any nutrition or taste but somehow they are the staple diet of the average binge drinker.
I do however heartily recommend a succulent shish kebab at any time of the day, real meat and salad can't be that bad for you and they taste sooooooo much better.
I've had several without the having the necessity to drink til I can't drink anymore and fall over.
2006-10-11 17:57:33 · answer #2 · answered by Benski Sullivanovich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because we have to be drunk to eat one.. either that or the kebab shop is the only place left open at that time of night.
2006-10-11 17:20:57 · answer #3 · answered by chatter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My reason is because make me thrown up and later i will fell better. I don't like kebabs at all but I do enjoy when I' drunk.
2006-10-11 22:05:16 · answer #4 · answered by buziaki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because everyone else eats them when their drunk. Surly it's just the done thing!! I did have a bit of a thing for kebabs when I was pregnant. Thankfully my baby was fine.
2006-10-11 17:37:48 · answer #5 · answered by deanocats 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because no sane person who knows the C*"P that goes into a kebab would go anywhere near one sober.
2006-10-11 17:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they taste rank when you are sober, do you know anyone who eats a kebab with a clear head?
2006-10-11 17:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im afraid I cant because I am partial to a kebab anytime
2006-10-11 17:16:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the alcohol has numbed our senses. A good test of this is if you can stick a knitting needle through your hand and not feel it, then it's time for a kebab.
2006-10-11 17:16:45 · answer #9 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i buy them regularly. Usually chicken kebabs
2006-10-11 17:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋