I asked this earlier, but what the heck? Is this what christians believe?

Question

1.In the time of the ancestors, a man was born to a virgin mother with no biological father being involved.
2.The same fatherless man called out to a friend called Lazarus who had been dead long enough to stink, and Lazarus promptly came to life.
3.The fatherless man himself came alive after being dead and buried three days
4.Forty days later, the fatherless man went up to the top of a hill and then disappeared bodily into the sky.
5.If you murmur thoughts privately in you head, the fatherless man and his ‘father’ (who is also himself) will hear you thoughts and may act upon them. He is simultaneously able to hear the thoughts of everybody else in the world.
6.If you do something bad or something good, the same fatherless man sees all, even if nobody else does. You may be rewarded or punished accordingly, including after your death.
7.The fatherless man’s virgin mother never died but ascended bodily into heaven.
8.Bread and wine, if blessed by a priest (who must have testicles), ‘become’ the body and blood of the fatherless man.

What planets have an atmosphere that will support life? What planets have we 'been' to?

Answer 1

Well, yes and no ...

1) Yes;
2) This Man was not Fatherless, He didn't have a biological father. His true Father is God;
3) Technically, He wasn't buried, He was entombed;
4) Well, it's more like a little mountain, but yes;
5) Yes, but He only listens to believers. He does not hear the prayers of the unrighteous;
6) Yes;
7) Untrue. This is a Catholic teaching that's rejected by Prostestants;
8) No. Under the New Covenant, all believers are priests according to the Order of Melchizedek, with Jesus being our High Priest. No testicles required, as referenced in Leviticus. The bread and wine only SYMBOLIZE the body and blood of Christ and serve to remind us of His sacrifice AND the New Covenant that took effect when He died.

Peace.

Answer 2

Ok, first of all, you need to know that there is a distinction between Catholocism and Christianity. Catholics belive that the Virgin Mary never died and ascended bodily into heaven, but NOWHERE in the Bible does it even imply this. They also believe that the Bread and wine become Jesus' body (and your testicles comment was quite juvenile), but this also is not taught in the Bible. Yes, it does represnt His body, and serves as a reminder to us that He died on the cross for our sins.

Jesus is the SON OF GOD, and therefore does have a father.

Yes, he did raise Lazarus from the dead, but you have left out many other miracles that Jesus did.

The Bible teaches us that God raised Jesus from the dead on the third day.

Jesus was placed in the womb of Mary by the Holy Spirit while she was still a virgin. A miraculous birth.

Yes, Jesus ascended into heaven and is now set down at the right hand of God to intercede for us. One day even you will bow the knee to Jesus, whether in this life or the next. I strongly suggest that you submit to Him today.

God is Omnipresent (everywhere) and Omniscient (all-knowing), therefore he sees and knows when we sin. But we cannot get to heaven through our own good works, but through the blood of Jesus Christ. He has already bore our sins, belive in Him today and you will have eternal life.

And yes, we can pray to God through our mediator Jesus Christ. The Bible teaches that God "delights in the prayer of a righteous man." Isn't it awesome that we can have a personal relationship with the Creator of the universe?

So, that's what we believe...now what's your point?

Answer 3

First of all Jesus has a Father, you oughta get to know Him
And it doesn't take a priest to bless bread and wine, and when they do, it doesn't turn into flesh and blood, it is just a representation.

He hears your thoughts and prayers, and He won't sometimes act, He will always act. Proverbs 10:24 "what ever the righteous ask for will be granted."

Answer 4

1. Jesus, who was God in the flesh, was born to a virgin, God was the Father.
3. He rose on the 3rd day
7. WRONG! She died the same as you and I will.
8. WRONG! Stop listening to the lies of the non-Christian Catholic church

What planets have an atmosphere that will support life? What planets have we 'been' to?

Earth supports life, that is the only planet we have walked on.

Answer 5

Yep! I'll go along with all you said, except 7 and 8 which are Catholic doctrine.

Now, can you put all of those things in context, and post a question about how to live a Godly life? (That's really what it's all about, you know.)

Answer 6

the 'fatherless' Man Does have a Father (God) so i dont agree with this confusing list you have here

Answer 7

You are in error. There is no fatherless man, so the rest of your questions are moot.

Answer 8

That is absolutely what I believe. Check out the Case for Christ by Lee Strobel.

Answer 9

trouthunter,
It's more believable than a magical puddle of ooze that created all life, that magically appeared on this planet, and none on the others that have an atmosphere that we know of and have been to.

Magical! Evoloution! What a religion!

Answer 10

Pretty much that's it, but #7 and #8 are not universally Christian ideas.