1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?
2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?
3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?
4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?
5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?
7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?
8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?
9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?
10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.
2006-10-11 09:55:46 · 13 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Now for the answers that I know all you guys got wrong.
Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course!
2006-10-11 09:57:02 · update #1
that is pretty dirty...who thinks of these things anyway?
2006-10-11 10:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by Vanna 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. ?
2. A BRIDE's wedding ring.
3. Peanut Butter.
4. ?
5. An Elevator.
6. One's Nose.
7. A Newspaper.
8. A PAIR of Gloves.
9. A Crane.
10. A Fire Extinguisher
2006-10-11 11:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by atomiktwin 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I guessed 1 3 and 4 but the others were too hard
2006-10-11 09:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, I was going to try to answer these but I have such a filthy mind I might get a violation. LOL
2006-10-11 09:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
wow i need 2 take a shower
2006-10-11 13:11:39 · answer #5 · answered by *n3ver lov3 sum1 lyk dis b4* 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i got the exact same answers.
dentist
wedding ring
peanut butter
chewing gum
elevator
nose
newspaper boy
glove
crane
toothbrush
2006-10-11 10:02:19 · answer #6 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i think the 7th is the newspaper delivery person. i have no idea what the others are!
2006-10-11 09:59:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
at first i thought u were talkin bout male and female genitals
2006-10-11 10:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ahem. interesting. the last one was smart. x3 ahhahaha
2006-10-11 13:24:18 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats brilliant, i actually got 5/10 woo hoo!!!!!!
2006-10-11 10:09:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋