2006-10-11 09:26:48 · 15 answers · asked by MaddyZ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
my one was:
wanna hear a long joke???
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
2006-10-11 09:39:27 · update #1
a burger went into a bar, the barman turned around and sed to the burger, "we don't serve food here"
2006-10-11 09:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by SJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That old Winter green gum comercial.....
A duck walks into a hardware store and asks for grapes. The clerk says no, its a hardware store so they don't sell grapes. This goes on a couple days till FINALLY the clerk gets tired of it and tells the duck if he comes back the next day hes gonna nail his feet to the floor. Next day comes and the duck is back and asks the clerk if they have any nails. "No", the clerk replies. "Then don you have any grapes?" the duck asks...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-11 16:31:04 · answer #2 · answered by star23grace 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cannibals eating a clown...
1 cannibal turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you"
2006-10-11 16:52:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
who's there
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go Beep beep
2006-10-11 16:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by Britt_09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont pay for jokes just come on here and get them for free lol
2006-10-11 16:28:32 · answer #5 · answered by leanne_on_line 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the one for 50 cents.
2006-10-11 17:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres on i heard
2 peanuts walk into a bar
then one peanut gets asalted
2006-10-11 16:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 muffins sitting in an oven
one muffin says to the other 'man it's hot in here'
the other one says "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!"
2006-10-11 16:28:26 · answer #8 · answered by Laura 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."
The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
2006-10-11 17:07:39 · answer #9 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the difference b/w a gay guy and a fridge?
the fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
2006-10-11 16:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by kmr5421 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋