A Frenchman walks into a pub, sits near the counter and is about to order a drink when he notices a camel in a corner.
Surprised and very curious he asks the owner: 'I am sorry, what's that animal doing here?'
The landlord smiles, takes out a baseball bat from under the counter, approches the camel, hits it hard on the head and the poor creature starts giving him a BL0WJ0B...
After he is done with it, the owner walks towards the Frenchman, still holding the bat in his hand, and asks him: 'Wanna have a go?'
To which the man, very excited, replies: 'Of course, but there is no need to bash my with that thing!!'
2006-10-11 08:01:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
typo: bush my head
2006-10-11 08:08:02 · update #1
Reminds me when my friend came round and my rottweiller was licking his b*lls in the corner and my friend said "wow, wish I could that" and I said "Give him a bone, he may let you"
2006-10-11 08:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice
i herd the blond version ,yours is good too
2006-10-11 15:07:25 · answer #2 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-11 15:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by weirded out 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mint cos its a french person
2006-10-11 16:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw it commin'
2006-10-11 15:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by etngapech 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lmao
2006-10-11 15:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by angel 36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha!
Pure Quality, nothing like having a dig at the French, ah? (",)
Thanks for the laugh! xxx
2006-10-11 15:05:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-11 20:25:48 · answer #8 · answered by spens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-11 15:03:43 · answer #9 · answered by tee k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh lol
2006-10-11 16:26:08 · answer #10 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋