Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can.
You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, I'm plumb outta my wits.
And speakin' of wits, you've got plenty fer shore.
'Cuz you married me back in '74.
Still them fellers at work they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and stick 'em in the can
2006-10-11 07:45:15 · 15 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo're as strong as a four-wheeler racin' through the mud,
Yet fragile as that sanger named Naomi Judd.
Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like no far ant upon which I oft' tread.
Cut from the best pattern like a flannel shirt of plaid,
You sparked up my life like a Rattletrap shad.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.
And when you get old like a '57 Chevy,
Won't put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie, with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart; It's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day,
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
2006-10-11 07:45:42 · update #1
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey, these will not do.
For you are too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odour,
Better than diamonds, it's a new trollin' motor.
2006-10-11 07:46:00 · update #2
*Choking up and wiping the tear from my eyes* That's be-u-tee-ful....=0)
2006-10-11 07:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
enjoyed it - I grew up in the middle of pink Neck usa and that i've got some kin contributors that ought to in all probability think of that became a solid poem to furnish their spouse/female buddy for Valentines day.
2016-10-16 02:07:33 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that I got you on the boat
Bet you a dollar you can't float
Back to my friends I gloat
2006-10-11 07:51:27 · answer #3 · answered by jess g 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how sweet! thats a real nice thang to say
2006-10-11 08:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hair so perty, eyes like a frog, bend over baby and I'll ride you like a dog.
2006-10-11 07:53:33 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff C 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Kudos to this! what a brilliant piece of work!
2006-10-11 07:53:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha good one
i notice you got a redneck up there asking were is the question.guess he is offended hahahahaha
2006-10-11 07:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO do ya got redneck halloween cards?
http://www.willyblues.com/
2006-10-11 07:49:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it! and to the person that asked where the question is this is a joke so there are NO QUESTIONS!!!!
2006-10-11 07:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And that, my friends, is why you can't marry your first cousin.
2006-10-11 07:49:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋