The horrified mother went in and told her son,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house.
Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may
play with your train...but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and
resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped
and the mother heard her son say...
"All passengers, please remember your things,
thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."
She heard her little darling continue..."For
those of you just boarding, remember, there is no
smoking in the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b**** in the kitchen
2006-10-11 07:43:17 · 17 answers · asked by L!LO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats awesome funny - kids are funny creatures - one day my daughter was getting ready for church (she was 9) she put on a pink shirt and a light blue skirt. I told her that pink and blue didn't match and she could not go dressed like that - she replied - " well it works for cotton candy".
2006-10-11 07:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by beachnut222000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I say sabotage her. i does not use chillies, yet prepare some bait with an overdose of cayenne pepper. that should do the trick. Do it as quickly as, see how she does after that. If prefer be, do it lower back. good success! I had to do a similar element with my domestic dog eating stones from our outdoors.... I doused the stones with cayenne pepper (purely in a small section), delivered him genuine to them, permit him %. one up (as established), and he hasn't tried to eat a stone on the grounds that, no count the place we are! The can trick could additionally artwork, however the belief is which you should make the "correction" impersonal. in any different case, she'll in simple terms think of that it is barely incorrect to do once you're around. once you at the instant are not around, she'll understand that she would be in a position to not get "corrected". With the sabotage "technique", she'll be taught all on her very own that it is not a terrific thought to scouse borrow the nutrition. she would be in a position to go with for herself that she would not prefer it, and could not sense tempted to do it lower back.
2016-11-27 22:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! seriously.
2006-10-11 07:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-10-11 07:49:18 · answer #4 · answered by Why do you ask? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but still makes me laugh!
2006-10-11 09:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by shellbugger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! <3 it! so cute!
2006-10-11 07:50:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it, I can't stop laguhing! Thank that made my day!
2006-10-11 07:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quacking up here haahahhahahhahahahlmao
wow gota go pee
2006-10-11 07:58:34 · answer #8 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! ^_^
2006-10-11 08:54:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg ! CUTE =0)
2006-10-11 07:49:32 · answer #10 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋