Sorry. I'm tired.
2006-10-11 07:41:21 · 15 answers · asked by XYZ 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
There are still monkeys because the leviathan mentioned in the bible was a Tyrannosaurus Rex who was too big to fit on the ark, and the devil planted fossils to fool Darwin, who repented on his deathbed.
2006-10-11 07:53:40 · answer #1 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If Adam and Eve had belly buttons and there are still monkeys, and you are tired and asked this question in the forrest and no one could hear you, would I still be this confused?
2006-10-12 11:09:52 · answer #2 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what monkeys have to do with Adam and Eve. Also I can't believe that anyone ever examined them to determine what they had or didn't have. There was no one around to do the examining. Monkeys are here because that's the way they evolved. we're here for the same reason.
2006-10-11 14:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do belly buttons have to do with monkeys?
I think someone who took the Bible literally would say that they are separate creations. Personally, I think Adam and Eve are symbolic.
2006-10-11 14:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ariel 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Adam & Eve did not have belly buttons
2006-10-11 14:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by god knows and sees else Yahoo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
So they could get their monkeys pierced too! Eve: Check out my monkey's tail piercing!! Adam: YEAH, baby!
2006-10-11 20:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Ed, you sound tired
2006-10-11 14:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Jeanne the creation freak told me to listen to dirt. I now worship dirt. Hail dirt.
2006-10-11 14:47:39 · answer #8 · answered by mutterhals 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're tired and silly! LOL
2006-10-11 14:44:48 · answer #9 · answered by Pashur 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You muust be tired.....this made very little sense.
2006-10-11 14:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋