A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond women wave at him and say hello. He was rather taken back,because he couldnt place where he knew her from. So he says, do you know me? To which she replies, I think your one of the fathers to my kids.
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has been unfaithfull to his wife and says, my god are the stripper from my bachelor party that i laid on the pool table with all my buddies whatching,while your partner whipped my butt with wett celery??? She looked into his eyes and calmly says, No, im your sons math teacher.
2006-10-11 07:38:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor Chap got trapped in with miscalculations with a Maths teacher. Sensible Joke!
2006-10-11 07:43:51 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-10-11 14:43:19 · answer #2 · answered by gitsliveon24 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny like this little boy my friend was telling me about, one night he's mum overheard him praying that his dad would drop dead tomorro, she thought nothing of it, so jokingly she shared it with her husband over breakfast, he just laughed and told his son, 'im not going anywhere lil fella' wen he left for work he tripped over the mailman lying stillon three footpath.... not quite as good but i thought it was funny.
2006-10-12 11:04:00 · answer #3 · answered by amelia h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-11 14:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by JenJen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wet celery, who the hell uses that... i like peanut butter on celery, thats pretty good.
2006-10-11 14:43:57 · answer #5 · answered by Ai 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not that this was a "question" at all but..... that was a good one - just goes to show that you better be watching yourself at all times... especially those cheating little rascal men!
2006-10-11 14:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by rnash0305 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha i think he had the same stripper that i had heeeheehheee
2006-10-11 14:48:34 · answer #7 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should have said: How do I figure the odds of that?
2006-10-11 14:45:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats great. im gonna have to steal that one and claim it as my own!
2006-10-11 15:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by MyGreenCivic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. Awkward!
2006-10-11 14:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by BJ M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋