Everytime we sing hymns he dances around the pulpit and lites it on fire.
During the sermon he bops up and down in the pues hunting for small animals. We still cant find Mrs. Henderson's seeing eye dog.
He camoflaged himself to look like our savior and jumped off the giant cross on the wall attacking the pastor.
We cant keep him out of the baptismal bath tub. He almost drowned one of the members being baptised because he thought he was an enemy the pastor was trying to drown.
Everyone is upset at him and keep yelling at him to go back to where he evolved from.
2006-10-11 07:32:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Call Geico...they'll give you a quote for his removal in 15 minutes or less.
2006-10-11 09:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by gotalife 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mr. Eye,
Unfortunately, since we are all good law-abiding christians, the only thing that we can do for this poorly evolved man is to pray for him to see the salvation of christ.
Yours in Christ
Perry
2006-10-12 05:26:02 · answer #2 · answered by Perry N 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give him a soduku. GEICO says cavemen can do sodoku. The answer is on upwithcavemen.com
2006-10-11 20:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He sounds like a pretty smart cavemen, camouflaging himself and all.
Send him my way, I want to see if I can train him to be my servant. I have a cattle prod.
2006-10-11 14:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give him a lollipop and a Gameboy.
2006-10-11 14:36:49 · answer #5 · answered by CrankyYankee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's great! Sorry, I don't have a solution for you.
2006-10-11 14:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
string him up,
burn him down
a2a
2006-10-19 05:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋