A teacher was doing a study testing the sences of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavors. With each color they ate, he would ask the children what it tasted like.
The childern began to say, Red.........cherry Yellow.......lemon Green..........lime Orange......orange
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavors. After eating them. None of the children could identfy the taste. Well, he said i will give you a clue...its what your mommy sometimes calls your daddy.
One liitle girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesavor out and yelled, oh my god thier a**holes!!!
2006-10-11 07:25:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats great
2006-10-11 07:26:55 · answer #1 · answered by creed_1120 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love that one. I used to have a cartoon showing mom on the phone with a friend saying "Its so cute, Bob made venison for dinner and he's trying to get the kids to guess what it is" and Dad is telling the kids "Hint: Its something Mommy calls me all the time" and the little girl leans over and whispers, "Billy, don't eat it, its ***hole!"- Thanks for your version
2006-10-11 14:37:40 · answer #2 · answered by BNLCy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good.!
but read this..
One day, Little Johnny's teacher asked the class, "Children, if you know the answer, please raise your hand! Tell me things you can suck!"
"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.
"Good, Jane." teacher said, "Anyone else?"
"How about a lollipop?" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!" the teacher said.
Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!"
The teacher and all of the students wondered about Little Johnny's answer.
Then the teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"
"Well, last night when I passed my parents' bedroom", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."
>.The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.
"Mary, what does your parents do?"
Little Mary replied, "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse."
"That’s very nice," said the teacher. "Robert, what do your parents do?"
Robert proudly exclaimed, "My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!"
"That’s very nice," said the teacher, "Johnny, what do your parents do?"
He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a hooker."
Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned.
"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.
Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number."
2006-10-11 14:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That'a a good one! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great evening!
2006-10-13 22:07:36 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2006-10-11 14:33:53 · answer #5 · answered by webwriter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a good one!
2006-10-11 14:33:33 · answer #6 · answered by TJD 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
kids say the wildest things!
2006-10-11 15:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that yesterday ... but funny =0)
2006-10-11 14:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great.
2006-10-11 14:44:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was ok the first time, but since then, not so funny.
2006-10-11 14:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋