I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
2006-10-11 07:18:30 · 9 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
2006-10-11 07:18:37 · update #1
Rodney Dangerfield was cool. My favorite Quote of his is "I get no respect at home either, why just last night I was making love to my wife and she was screaming her own name!!"
2006-10-11 07:30:01 · answer #1 · answered by webwriter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yup..! read this ...
• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !
• A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is Honest. A man who surrenders when not Sure, is Wise. A man who surrenders even if he's Right, is a Husband.
• If u r married please ignore this msg, for everyone else: Happy Independence Day
• Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead !
2006-10-11 14:26:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God Created Man Then He Rested
God Created Woman And Nobody Has Rested Since
2006-10-11 14:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by tmbr1wulf 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
I recognized many of the quotes are from Roddy Dangerfield...he's one of my favorite comedians.
2006-10-11 14:24:18 · answer #4 · answered by Chuckie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't like these quotes. A lot of people have happy marriages and I am one of them.
2006-10-11 14:34:38 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like em all =0)
2006-10-11 14:43:50 · answer #6 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! loved it made me laugh
2006-10-11 14:26:18 · answer #7 · answered by Kim2006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! i love them!!! So funny!
2006-10-11 14:36:46 · answer #8 · answered by Cathy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
great
2006-10-11 14:44:45 · answer #9 · answered by tee k 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋