Eddie goes into the same bar every friday and has the same drink... so friday comes and he walks in and the bartender says "the usual Eddie"?... Eddie replys "my name is Lucky Eddie now" so the bartender ask why... Eddie tells him "well last tuesday i was at the bus stop at my usual time when i remembered i had to get the missus cigarettes so i ran into the shop and when i came out there had been a disaster.... the bus had mounted the curb and killed everyone at the bus stop... if i was there i´d have been killed too", So the bartender says "jayzus Eddie you ARE lucky", Eddie has his drink and leaves.
The next friday he goes in again and the bartender says " hi lucky Eddie, the usual is it"? Eddie replys "my name is Lucky, Lucky Eddie now" so the bartender asks.. "why?.. whats happened now?" So Eddie tells him... "well me and the missus where going on holidays and we were at the airport when she realised she forgot her passport so we missed our plane...
2006-10-11 07:16:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
20 minutes later the plane crashed"... the bartender says "wow you really are doubly lucky".... Eddie drinks up and leaves.
The next Friday he walks into the bar and the bartender says "howya lucky lucky eddie"... Eddie replys.."its lucky lucky LUCKY Eddie now"... the bartender says "ah for gods sake what now"?
"well" says Eddie .. "i was making love to the missus and a big brick came through the window and hit me on the ar$e"... "hows that lucky"? asked the bartender... Eddie replies "if it was a minute earlier thats where me face would have been"!!
2006-10-11 07:20:07 · update #1
I reckon people have had a Sense of Humour transplant!
Come on people..... this is what is known as a fuuny joke!!!
Nice one Matey, thumbs up for you!
2006-10-11 08:08:54 · answer #1 · answered by Kirk_84 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-10-11 14:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The pane crashed.
2006-10-11 14:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by ancestorhorse 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I feel sorry for those who didn't get it!! I got it, I get it all the time!! LOL.
2006-10-11 14:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by mcnees79 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was that meant to be funny? It wasn't.
2006-10-11 14:19:09 · answer #5 · answered by charlotte e 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dont get it..
Well now that the rest of it is there i get it... lol good one...
2006-10-11 14:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was OK ... i actually was lovin it up until the end , sowwy =0(
2006-10-11 14:38:17 · answer #7 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha that was funny i get it lol
2006-10-11 14:20:20 · answer #8 · answered by Tampa Jo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was stupid. Not funny, but extremely stupid.
2006-10-11 14:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAO.......that is really funny!!! xx
2006-10-11 15:35:44 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋