There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.
Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.
"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.
After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's ****.
While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.
Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.
"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
2006-10-11 07:13:03 · 12 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh, that's so terrible! I can't believe how hard I'm laughing! That's just terrible, though. Oh my goodness...
2006-10-11 07:26:11 · answer #1 · answered by Beck 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 21:56:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-10-11 07:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, thats a really good one. I am going to go home and tell my old man, maybe it will help him quit making me sick to my stomach all the time because he reeks so bad! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-11 07:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey !! It was too Crude and cruel one dude!! Soliciting some one for SO**MY or what?
2006-10-11 07:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg that was a good one i got to tell my husband this
2006-10-11 07:22:44 · answer #6 · answered by tee k 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haahahahahah .... that was TOO FUNNY ... hahhaha =0)
2006-10-11 07:46:03 · answer #7 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, oooh yea!!
2006-10-11 07:16:38 · answer #8 · answered by MyzTeKe™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny... funny.... ha ha aha hehehee
2006-10-11 07:29:56 · answer #9 · answered by wHaT eVeR 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-11 07:25:18 · answer #10 · answered by jo-jo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋