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2006-10-11 07:10:23 · 8 answers · asked by MaddDogg 2 in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

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take it .. and inject it into president bush's brain.. and veins... then get a makeover and look like him.. then there you go

2006-10-11 07:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Really, no one can!

The thing is that some explosives come in similar form as the non-dairy creamer and too, there are deadly compounds which can be combined with the creamer and transported from one location to another. This will make your existence obsolete if some crazy person should have access to it.

I have felt that the extreme measures are somewhat too far out, but then I have very limited knowledge on terrorism and biological warfare. I try to understand by reading or watching Television programs which give far more detail. Just reading about the madness that pervades today is sufficient to make anyone paranoid.

I do not believe 'they' mean you or any other citizen harm. They are doing the best they know to keep you from being erased from the planet. Though things can be rather frustrating at times, it really is for the good of the whole nation - not just a select few.

2006-10-11 07:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by SANCHA 5 · 0 0

If it hadn't already been done before I would say that you drop the powdered creamer onto the entire west coast. Than you hot the pacific with your seismic charges. When the resulting tsunami crashes into land you send your army of loyal henchmen into mop up the mess. Of course we know what happened when powdered non-dairy creamer man tried this in 2004. His efforts were thwarted when aqua-lad used his powers of communicating with jellyfish to redirect it back toward southeast asia.

What I would more suggest is that you switch to either ramen noodles, powered milk or stag chilli in a box. Some might suggest the Chefboyardee twisteroni with hot dogs but that is just cruel. We want to take over the world... not kill them.

2006-10-11 07:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by ottoe57 2 · 0 0

1 - Go to the fraternity row at Ivy League universities

2 - Light a lighter

3 - Open a bag of non-dairy creamer (powdered)

4 - sprinkle over the lit lighter

This will cause a delightful flare that will attract every frat-boy for miles. They will be so awed by this act that they will bow down to you as their new 'master'.

When they graduate and become CEOs and Presidents of the world's largest and richest corporations (including the USA) you can use your influence as their 'master' to do whatever you want!!!

2006-10-11 07:21:49 · answer #4 · answered by Wundt 7 · 0 0

you cant take over the world using powdered non-dairy creamer but you CAN with some syrup guns.

2006-10-11 07:25:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lol, first thing you need to do is get rid of the powdered creamer, the world will be eternally grateful.

2006-10-11 08:10:01 · answer #6 · answered by g49joeybethl 3 · 0 0

Get into Bordens factories, slip in a little arsenic with the creamer, help them with a major marketing campaign worldwide....focusing on the elite class....there you go.

2006-10-11 07:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by professionalfemale01 3 · 0 0

Quit sniffing it for starters then get educated.

2006-10-11 07:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Melissa C 5 · 0 1

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