Here's two riddles for you.?

Question

What's black then white then black then white then black then white then black then white, so on and so forth.

What has two heads, two arms, and six legs.

Answer 1

1. Something flashing in a black and white movie? lol. A zebra?

2. A man on a horse

Answer 2

The answer to the first one, I... think I...d go with yeah Zebra but it could be a creative design. You know you could draw black then white then black then white on a canvas or it could be those classic uniforms that prisoners use to where in the movies and cartoons. Could be but, why get technical.

The answer to the next one again you could simply create a drawing or it could be a pokemon, a digimon or a Siamese twin with a pair of siamese legs minus two hands. Could be.

Answer 3

here are four jokes for u.!


> The kid replies, "Yeah."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that`s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."


> Jessica responds: "That`s disgusting! I don`t have to answer that question!"
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That`s easy...the pupil of the eye." "That`s correct, Johnny. Very good!"
And turning to Jessica, she says: "I`ve three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn`t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you`re in for a big disappointment!"


>A door-to-door salesman rang the bell at a suburban home, and the door was opened by Little Johnny puffing on a long black cigar.
Hiding his amazement, the salesman asked Johnny, "Is your Mother home?"
Little Johnny took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked ashes on the carpet, and asked, "What do you think??


A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.
"1. Open your fly.
2. Take out your equipment.
3. Pull back the skin
4. Do your business.
5. Let the skin forward.
6. Stow your equipment.
7. Close your fly."
She checked on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson, and each time heard him through the outhouse door saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 7."
She was pleased with his progress until that day when she passed the bathroom door and heard, "3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5, 3-5."

Answer 4

1. A nun rollin down a hill.
2. A mutated spider??

Answer 5

A penguin falling down the stairs, hahahaha
A mutated octopus

Answer 6

1) a nun rolling down a hill
A ventriloquist with a animal puppet

Answer 7

1. A Zebra
2. I don't know

Answer 8

A newspaper?

Answer 9

1. a zebra?
2. a liar!!

Answer 10

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